Your Bitch Ass Dad

I'm your father and I have bitch ass tendencies..., and this is my dog.

[Your Bitch Ass Dad @yourbitchassdad]

This is bulls%#

[Sohrab Ahmari 🇺🇸 @SohrabAhmari]

Twitter is censoring us — again.

This is what I — an editor at America’s oldest continuously published newspaper, founded by Alexander Hamilton — get when I try to post our follow-up story on Hunter’s financial shenanigans with the Chinese regime.

[Your Bitch Ass Dad @yourbitchassdad]

@iamchickenhat @aparnapkin I’m assuming someone may have came @aparnapkin for a joke, or she’s using sarcasm to not support a fellow comedian for a joke a group or someone found offensive (insert group here.) Hoping its not the latter, but either way, my comment defends free thought and art, even bad art.

[Your Bitch Ass Dad @yourbitchassdad]

@aparnapkin You’re only at fault if you do something wrong. If you feel jokes are on a precipice of right or wrong, maybe you should just stay away from comedians and comedy clubs...., or do you think that feelings only matter when jokes are made that offend you?

[Your Bitch Ass Dad @yourbitchassdad]

@daddytopher @Arod_Irod @CarlosComedy @jaytan716 @shitiseeorhear @Marxz_McFly @SChamberlainDee @Petedavoli @irepresentme219 @EdgarGrandiose @PeteGiovine @THE_RyanJacobs @star_girl8646 @Martinabdulahad @Bobbyrevolution @YOTLpodcast @JRsBarSSH @MarucasPizza @YourHardAssmom @SebastianComedy @yourbitchassdad swings his legs in chairs whenever he talks about his date with your hard ass mom.

[Your Bitch Ass Dad @yourbitchassdad]

@daddytopher @Arod_Irod @CarlosComedy @jaytan716 @shitiseeorhear @Marxz_McFly @SChamberlainDee @Petedavoli @irepresentme219 @EdgarGrandiose @PeteGiovine @THE_RyanJacobs @star_girl8646 @Martinabdulahad @Bobbyrevolution @YOTLpodcast @JRsBarSSH @MarucasPizza @YourHardAssmom @SebastianComedy @yourbitchassdad was on Biggie’s answering machine.

[Your Bitch Ass Dad @yourbitchassdad]

@Arod_Irod @daddytopher @jaytan716 @shitiseeorhear @Marxz_McFly @SChamberlainDee @CarlosComedy @Petedavoli @irepresentme219 @EdgarGrandiose @PeteGiovine @THE_RyanJacobs @star_girl8646 @Martinabdulahad @Bobbyrevolution @YOTLpodcast @JRsBarSSH @MarucasPizza @JaredLeto @BretErnst @YourHardAssmom @yourbitchassdad always loses the car he’s following and gets lost.

[Your Bitch Ass Dad @yourbitchassdad]

@Arod_Irod @daddytopher @jaytan716 @shitiseeorhear @Marxz_McFly @SChamberlainDee @CarlosComedy @Petedavoli @irepresentme219 @EdgarGrandiose @PeteGiovine @THE_RyanJacobs @star_girl8646 @Martinabdulahad @Bobbyrevolution @YOTLpodcast @JRsBarSSH @MarucasPizza @JaredLeto @BretErnst @YourHardAssmom Your hard ass mom gave @yourbitchassdad an std and blamed him

[Your Bitch Ass Dad @yourbitchassdad]

@daddytopher @jaytan716 @shitiseeorhear @Arod_Irod @Marxz_McFly @SChamberlainDee @CarlosComedy @Petedavoli @irepresentme219 @EdgarGrandiose @PeteGiovine @THE_RyanJacobs @star_girl8646 @Martinabdulahad @Bobbyrevolution @YOTLpodcast @JRsBarSSH @MarucasPizza @JaredLeto @BretErnst @YourHardAssmom @yourbitchassdad sprained his ankle and used crutches to get around.

[Your Bitch Ass Dad @yourbitchassdad]

@daddytopher @Arod_Irod @SChamberlainDee @jaytan716 @shitiseeorhear @Marxz_McFly @CarlosComedy @Petedavoli @irepresentme219 @EdgarGrandiose @PeteGiovine @THE_RyanJacobs @star_girl8646 @Martinabdulahad @Bobbyrevolution @YOTLpodcast @JRsBarSSH @MarucasPizza @JaredLeto @BretErnst @YourHardAssmom @yourbitchassdad says he’s going to be “bad” today and “treats” himself to ice cream.

[Your Bitch Ass Dad @yourbitchassdad]

@Arod_Irod @SChamberlainDee @daddytopher @jaytan716 @shitiseeorhear @Marxz_McFly @CarlosComedy @Petedavoli @irepresentme219 @EdgarGrandiose @PeteGiovine @THE_RyanJacobs @star_girl8646 @Martinabdulahad @Bobbyrevolution @YOTLpodcast @JRsBarSSH @MarucasPizza @JaredLeto @BretErnst @YourHardAssmom @yourbitchassdad called your HAM “Grumpy” because she snapped at him.

[Your Bitch Ass Dad @yourbitchassdad]

@daddytopher @jaytan716 @shitiseeorhear @Arod_Irod @Marxz_McFly @SChamberlainDee @CarlosComedy @Petedavoli @irepresentme219 @EdgarGrandiose @PeteGiovine @THE_RyanJacobs @star_girl8646 @Martinabdulahad @Bobbyrevolution @YOTLpodcast @JRsBarSSH @MarucasPizza @JaredLeto @BretErnst @YourHardAssmom @yourbitchassdad plays the tambourine.

[Your Bitch Ass Dad @yourbitchassdad]

@shitiseeorhear @Arod_Irod @Marxz_McFly @SChamberlainDee @daddytopher @jaytan716 @CarlosComedy @Petedavoli @irepresentme219 @EdgarGrandiose @PeteGiovine @THE_RyanJacobs @star_girl8646 @Martinabdulahad @Bobbyrevolution @YOTLpodcast @JRsBarSSH @MarucasPizza @JaredLeto @BretErnst @YourHardAssmom @yourbitchassdad does hot yoga

[Your Bitch Ass Dad @yourbitchassdad]

@Arod_Irod @Marxz_McFly @SChamberlainDee @daddytopher @jaytan716 @CarlosComedy @shitiseeorhear @Petedavoli @irepresentme219 @EdgarGrandiose @PeteGiovine @THE_RyanJacobs @star_girl8646 @Martinabdulahad @Bobbyrevolution @YOTLpodcast @JRsBarSSH @MarucasPizza @JaredLeto @BretErnst @yourbitchassdad asks for gas money when he drives to the game.

[Your Bitch Ass Dad @yourbitchassdad]

@Marxz_McFly @daddytopher @SChamberlainDee @jaytan716 @CarlosComedy @Arod_Irod @shitiseeorhear @Petedavoli @irepresentme219 @EdgarGrandiose @PeteGiovine @THE_RyanJacobs @star_girl8646 @Martinabdulahad @Bobbyrevolution @YOTLpodcast @JRsBarSSH @MarucasPizza @JaredLeto @BretErnst @yourbitchassdad counts 5 Mississippi when people drink at water fountains

[Your Bitch Ass Dad @yourbitchassdad]

@Marxz_McFly @SChamberlainDee @daddytopher @jaytan716 @CarlosComedy @Arod_Irod @shitiseeorhear @Petedavoli @irepresentme219 @EdgarGrandiose @PeteGiovine @THE_RyanJacobs @star_girl8646 @Martinabdulahad @Bobbyrevolution @YOTLpodcast @JRsBarSSH @MarucasPizza @JaredLeto @BretErnst @yourbitchassdad makes a pouty face in the mirror when he’s brushing his hair. #stankhoeassdaddy

[Your Bitch Ass Dad @yourbitchassdad]

@daddytopher @Petedavoli @_MsAnaDee @jaytan716 @irepresentme219 @CarlosComedy @shitiseeorhear @Marxz_McFly @EdgarGrandiose @PeteGiovine @THE_RyanJacobs @star_girl8646 @Martinabdulahad @Bobbyrevolution @YOTLpodcast @JRsBarSSH @MarucasPizza @JaredLeto @BretErnst @yourbitchassdad loves working out at Planet Fitness. #nojudgement #nogymtimidation

[Your Bitch Ass Dad @yourbitchassdad]

@daddytopher @Petedavoli @_MsAnaDee @jaytan716 @irepresentme219 @CarlosComedy @shitiseeorhear @Marxz_McFly @EdgarGrandiose @PeteGiovine @THE_RyanJacobs @star_girl8646 @Martinabdulahad @Bobbyrevolution @YOTLpodcast @JRsBarSSH @MarucasPizza @JaredLeto @BretErnst @yourbitchassdad gets overwhelmed

[Your Bitch Ass Dad @yourbitchassdad]

@daddytopher @jaytan716 @_MsAnaDee @CarlosComedy @shitiseeorhear @Marxz_McFly @EdgarGrandiose @PeteGiovine @THE_RyanJacobs @star_girl8646 @Martinabdulahad @Petedavoli @Bobbyrevolution @YOTLpodcast @JRsBarSSH @MarucasPizza @yourbitchassdad waits for the red light to change at 4am, even when no one is on the road. #hoe