Niall Smith

[Niall Smith @yourboistumpy]

Piers Morgan really is a special breed of idiot. The hypocrisy of a man who likely knew about the phone hacking scandals and showed no shame when it became public, a man who will shamelessly kiss any arse that gets him clicks.

[Sports Uncensored @SportsUncensrd]

😡 “My problem with the players is they showed NO shame!”

❌ “They’re doing a job for the team… it’s not the players’ fault!”

Piers Morgan and Andy Carroll clash over Man City’s celebrations against Liverpool yesterday.

📺 https://t.co/XTG6UpyQfy

@piersmorgan | @andytcarroll

[Niall Smith @yourboistumpy]

Watched a man get cleaved in half on this app and this is still the nastiest thing I’ve seen today

[AllThingsBrazil™ @SelecaoTalk]

Ridiculous freekick scored in Brazil’s 3rd division https://t.co/FEZZzfaHeT

[Niall Smith @yourboistumpy]

Disrespecting one of the best Congolese players to help put DR Congo on the footballing map is insane behaviour when you rep their flag too

[i @afc_ap]

@YannickBolasie @TfrmTheSev Nigga u wouldve missed the pen Wissa took dont run gimmick

[Niall Smith @yourboistumpy]

Only consistent thing with prem referees is that they are consistently inconsistent

[City Xtra @City_Xtra]

Premier League: "The referee’s call of no red card was checked and confirmed by VAR – with the action from Gabriel deemed not to be excessively aggressive or violent..." [via @PLMatchCentre]

[Niall Smith @yourboistumpy]

You’d be driven out yourself, Yaxley-Lennon then probably start another GoFundMe so your followers can keep funding your grift

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

Irish NYPD officer drops some truth bombs live on air St Patrick's Day.

Tells how Irish immigrants built the city, speak the language, a very obvious swipe at Mamdani and his kin.

Will the Irish chase the snakes out again? 🇮🇪
https://t.co/CjAn9O6PmR

[MR DT @MrDtAFC]

Your time will come Lee Diddy. Lets not forget you left England because your Mrs went through your phone and found out you was speaking to a young girl from Sunderland.

[Niall Smith @yourboistumpy]

@City_Xtra Tottenham Football League Titles: x2 1950/1951 and 1960/1961

Man City League Titles: 10 1936/371967/68, 2011/12, 2013/14, 2017/18, 2018/19, 2020/21, 2021/22, 2022/23, 2023/24

That’s just league titles.

No disrespect to Tottenham but Gary Neville needs to do his research.

[City Xtra @City_Xtra]

Gary Neville: "Tottenham is a bigger club than Manchester City, let's be really clear. That's not controversial.

"When Manchester City were taken over by Abu Dhabi, Tottenham were a far bigger football club. So the idea that Tottenham, historically, have not been a bigger football club than Manchester City - absolutely they are!

"City, where they currently are, are right at the top of the game because they've invested in an amazing football project, done it brilliantly on and off the pitch. Daniel Levy has done it brilliantly off the pitch, he's not done it brilliantly on the pitch, and that's why he's behind Manchester City.

"But Tottenham as a historic football club is bigger than Manchester City, that's not a criticism; City have done incredibly well, an amazing football club now in terms of wins and everything. But Tottenham, historically, are a bigger club - let's be clear..." [via @SkySportsPL]

[Niall Smith @yourboistumpy]

Madrid fans talking about being classless

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

Atletico Madrid players did not show respect to Marcelo's retirement ceremony last night.

Classless. 🤮

[Niall Smith @yourboistumpy]

@DaveP2611 @tamworthfc Doesn’t*

[Niall Smith @yourboistumpy]

@DaveP2611 @tamworthfc Tamworth probs earned a decent amount of money vs League 1 opposition with a decent stadium. Yes, they would’ve had a replay at their ground under the old rules. So what? Both teams battled hard, a replay was deserved. Does take away from the fact the new rules benefit big clubs

[Niall Smith @yourboistumpy]

@KyleBar32941915 @tamworthfc Would’ve done numbers for them as well considering the clubs aren’t too far from each other as well

[Niall Smith @yourboistumpy]

@DaveP2611 @tamworthfc The starting XI Spurs put out would likely start a prem game vs any mid-to-low table side. Tactical choices don’t come into it when that team should beat that Tamworth side on paper easily. The point is, replays shouldn’t have been scrapped. It kills the magic of the FA Cup.

[Niall Smith @yourboistumpy]

@DaveP2611 @tamworthfc They were denied the chance to go to London and make a load of money for their club because of replays being scrapped. Knowing there would be no replay is irrelevant. They battled for a valiant draw in normal time. Ultimately, a club needs to make money to survive.

[Niall Smith @yourboistumpy]

@Guardia33790505 @tamworthfc In comparison to what a National League team makes in gate receipts on average, yes. Massive.

[Niall Smith @yourboistumpy]

The clap

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Name something funnier than this.

[Niall Smith @yourboistumpy]

@IVESJON @PurelyFootball

[Niall Smith @yourboistumpy]

@PlayingHunter Head shaped like a cashew nut

[Niall Smith @yourboistumpy]

Say you don’t know what communism is without saying you don’t know what communism is

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Kamala is quite literally a communist.

She wants not merely equal opportunity, but equal outcomes.