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[- @yourbromoe]

I think the real virus was the friends we made along the way

[宮坂日出美 @mknote112]

左派は国のことを「絶対死なないお母さん」だと思って甘えてる節がある。
お菓子買って、話を聞いてと駄々をこねる。

右派は国のことを「守りたい年老いた母」だと思っている。ちゃんと鍵を掛けて、詐欺電話に引っかからないで欲しい。ポットが24時間使われなかったら駆けつける。

[- @yourbromoe]

While we’re glazing Japan on the timeline, highly recommend this Japanese nail clipper

[- @yourbromoe]

Someone tell the Japanese about the time their McDonald’s anime ad went viral in the US

[すけちゃん @AgingAnarchist]

アメリカ人やさしいからXで「ウチのバーベキュー食べに来いよ！」って言ってる人の家にガチで行っても大丈夫だと思う。空港まで迎えにきてくれるだろうし泊めてくれるだろうし腹一杯肉を食わせてくれてクリスマスには家族の写真が入ったカードを送ってくれる。懐が深いんだよ。カリフォルニア民以外。

[- @yourbromoe]

@AigleRoyalK @LogFitz6 “It’s called MLB btw”

“Em-er-b ?”

[- @yourbromoe]

@mayisupercool I said the same thing and my lawyer shot me the dirtiest look I’ve ever seen in my life

Anyways, this doesn’t hold up in court

[- @yourbromoe]

@abjectbaby I’m not saying that’s my position, but it’s one I understand, as opposed to these bipolar reactions

[- @yourbromoe]

@abjectbaby Half were dancing and half unflinchingly support the ayatollah now

You know there is such a thing as being solemn early on knowing there will be casualties but accepting them for the greater good

[- @yourbromoe]

@abjectbaby I feel it’s most likely you’re describing a Turkish, Persian, or Lebanese family

[- @yourbromoe]

@thedimitri I bet it grip like crazy do 😔

[- @yourbromoe]

@PastorMarvy Xi purged his military leadership a few months ago, he won’t have the capacity to even attempt a grab for Taiwan for a few years

[- @yourbromoe]

@haayjayy They’ll send your participation trophy in the mail

[- @yourbromoe]

Your brain on American politics

[Zuki @zuki_2024]

Wow so many people not in America seem to think X monetization payouts is free speech and a First Amendment right they are entitled to lmao

[- @yourbromoe]

@pelositracker Imagine you’re getting interviewed by the news and the guy behind you auramogs you so hard they switch to interviewing him

[- @yourbromoe]

@Rightanglenews Yeah but Ian Miles Cheong will go hungry

He hasn’t thought the destruction this will wreak on him

[- @yourbromoe]

We should deport this guy back to England

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: The neighbor who was allegedly punched by actor Alan Ritchson, explains to TMZ how the incident started, says he told the actor to "slow it down."

"I did push him because he was coming towards me on his, on his bike."

"He did it again for a second time. I pushed him a second time, and I think the second time he got off his bike and kicked the crap outta me."

Video: @TMZ

[- @yourbromoe]

@mayisupercool Survives a dinner with Patrick Bateman and complains

The audacity

[- @yourbromoe]

Alvin Yakitori and Jefferson Steelflex are wildin’ again

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Six men were arrested and accused of plotting with a militia group to kidnap Gov. Gretchen Whitmer of Michigan, the authorities said.
https://t.co/kO83j7Ltu9

[Michael Tracey @mtracey]

The paramount issue of the 2020 election is whether two men in their mid-to-late 70s can physically last another month