Les

“With anal sex, I suggest you start gently. Find a slender midget. Or a member of Congress.” - Jarod Kintz

[Les @yourdadmaybe]

Dang @Spotify why is your streaming sounding like a skipping CD?!?! It's irritating at best. #cancelmaybe #fixit

[Les @yourdadmaybe]

Dang @CicisOfficial your allen TX location refuses to serve water except to charge for bottles #notcool

[Les @yourdadmaybe]

@xoxollie_ What you know about shinies lol

[Les @yourdadmaybe]

You know @FrontierCorp your automated system sucks and I can't be without Internet for 4 days waiting on a technician

[Les @yourdadmaybe]

If anyone is interested in getting a discount at Pete's Pasta, please feel free to use my code https://t.co/g6fwEUqtNk for 15% off any purchase!

[Les @yourdadmaybe]

@JeffBezos please fund the last seasons of The Expanse!!!

[Les @yourdadmaybe]

Damage in Garland

[Les @yourdadmaybe]

@paramountplus what's going on with your app? Constant buffering makes it unbearable to watch. 1k/1k tested, it's not the net

[Les @yourdadmaybe]

Damn @BurgerKing your deals suck.

[Les @yourdadmaybe]

Sheesh @tacobell DD driver left food without alerting, no mild sauce, and this is a crunchwrap?

[Les @yourdadmaybe]

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[Les @yourdadmaybe]

@PlayStation sheesh guys, 2 controllers fubared in less than a year?!?! Get your shit together and make something quality.

[Les @yourdadmaybe]

@dfwticket https://t.co/YHzqESBiPa
Lol

[Les @yourdadmaybe]

So @arminvanbuuren would LOVE to see you play @GrooveCruise Great people, amazing atmosphere

[Les @yourdadmaybe]

Brother @arminvanbuuren any chance you'd be willing to play Groove Cruise 24 for the anniversary cruise? ❤️

[Les @yourdadmaybe]

Yo @JackBox why your app always screwing up

[Les @yourdadmaybe]

Sheesh @JackBox tried to use your stupid app and it not working. Spent 14 dollars more than intended. Bleh

[Les @yourdadmaybe]

Well shit, @charliesheen my wife said I'm never allowed to hang out with you because we're the same person #winning

[Les @yourdadmaybe]

@UberEats I'm done with this service. You cannot control the product you sell and it's getting to be a shit show.

[Les @yourdadmaybe]

C'mon @GoldenNuggetLV have tried to call to change reservations multiple times 44 min?!?!