yourdarlingmonster

Well rounded pervert.

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@titsandmarxism The best series finale episode of any TV show in history. The last 10 minutes of the last show are perfect.

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@lydiagh0st They are not but I am amazed that they seem to keep getting bigger. Are you bathing them in ent-draught or something? :)

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I just voted for lilijunex @lilijunexx for the 2024 Bazowie! Awards from @SexyFandom - Presented by @zinetasticzines and sponsored by @Bad_Dragon. Vote Here: https://t.co/MmXwwrtgKI #bazowieawards #bazowie

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@lydiagh0st This is Eevee curled up for a nap in her bunny sweater which is one of her favorites. She's a chiweenie - half mini dachsund and half chihuahua.

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@ChloeeMaeXOXO I love the follow up photo but let's also recognize that costume is fire.

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@milkmaidalice If you're not topless then the xenos and the heretics win.

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@succuboos Nm, found them but most are sold out. Will they be restocked and available again?

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@succuboos Is this available as a sticker somewhere? If not, it absolutely should be.

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@soyacide I hope you showed up empty handed, Kirked out for a bit, flopped a tit and then left with a plate full of someone else's cooies.

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@soyacide Do hot women see other hot women and start hating or is there like a mutual understanding that both parties have cool lives? Maybe a slight head tilt up to greet / acknowledge each other?

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@soyacide We call this mood, "Captain Kirk" because his solution to every problem was either to fuck it or fight it.

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@soyacide One of my favorite OF models just retired for good so you updating your OF regularly would restore balance to my OF universe. :)

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@soyacide This choose your own adventure story got dark, quick.

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@soyacide That...didn't even occur to me. I think that's a sign I need coffee or sleep.

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@soyacide

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@soyacide I'm 6'5" so you'd trip and die if you tried walking in mine.

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@soyacide Depriving yourself of coffee AND masturbating? At the same time? Why do you hate yourself? :p

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@soyacide I quit caffeine for a few weeks a few times a year and the first coffee or soda after no caffeine for a few weeks is amazing. It's like I can phase through walls!

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@soyacide 1 spoon of sugar. Splash of whole milk. Over ice when it's hot out. Usually Big Trouble (breakfast) and Forty Six (rest of the day) from Counter Culture coffee which is local to me. I strongly recommend both, especially Big Trouble.

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@soyacide Coffee is truly a divine gift to humanity.