John

You're a bio. God I'm so witty and post modern.

[John @youreausername]

@elliemunday I listened to the whole mamma mia soundtrack during/on the way back from work. is it wrong to prefer those versions to ABBA?

[John @youreausername]

@elliemunday One of this little fruit friends then...

[John @youreausername]

@elliemunday Do you not feel the slightest bit like you might be eating the pig that played Babe? Or at least one of his animal friends

[John @youreausername]

Let's have a look at that face then.... curious. Nope. No eye's here I'm afraid

[John @youreausername]

How do you fail and eye test anyway? "No doctor, there are no letters on that board, you're lying and I'm going home"

[John @youreausername]

Someone failed to get transferred to Nottingham Forrest because he failed an eye test? Could he not find the stadium or something?

[John @youreausername]

@RobinMcGhee Master of The House, it's what all the cool kids say to get round the crap character limit.

[John @youreausername]

@RobinMcGhee I've got a very one track mind. Guess I'll wait for the DVD that's the only bit I like, especially since the new MoTH is crap

[John @youreausername]

@RobinMcGhee I heard it was a bit long, is it worth the dull bit before you get to the barricade?

[John @youreausername]

@elliemunday Worn a vest every day of my life, the worst trend in mens fashion is the done up top button, they look like marrionettes

[John @youreausername]

@elliemunday I was excited about the film, for Javert and cos the barricade could be like Sharpe, then I listened to the preview soundtrack

[John @youreausername]

Going to see @TheRealJackDee tonight in Warwick, I can only assume he's as brimming with excitement as I am.

[John @youreausername]

As my sister already starts preparing for Bestival I'm sat here listening to the minder theme on repeat. I'm the cool one. Definate.ly

[John @youreausername]

@elliemunday http://t.co/rk8eXNwZ improves pretty much every website that isn't the daily puppy.

[John @youreausername]

BestFiftyShadesOfGreyAuthor Leslie Phillips. He's an IAMs cat and he wants to shit on your chest

[John @youreausername]

Only inviting people I don't care about to acess those shittily addictive facebook games. If you get one, sucks to be you

[John @youreausername]

@RobinMcGhee Not as good.

[John @youreausername]

@RobinMcGhee Please say you mean the Sean Bean ITV period drama character.

[John @youreausername]

@em_is_a_unicorn you have to write about the church AND the shoe museum?

[John @youreausername]

@KFroggatt I'm pretty sure all films are made for me.