C.

I tuck, I don’t drag 🛌🛏️…| [email protected]

[C. @yourecooltoo]

Girl… you live in the West Indies and you got on Ugg boots.

Stop that.

[C. @yourecooltoo]

There was no mistake.
That’s what you’re SUPPOSED to look like.

[C. @yourecooltoo]

Haitians know how to fix themselves.

[C. @yourecooltoo]

Me: Can I get it for the low low?
Coworker: You are a White woman. You cannot say can I get it for the low low. You have to say ‘Can I get it for a discount please’.

LMFAOOOOOOO AYE.

WOW.
I am appalled.

[C. @yourecooltoo]

Me: I got it for you.

[C. @yourecooltoo]

Also Me: What… size?

[C. @yourecooltoo]

I’m not light skin, I’m Middle Eastern.

[C. @yourecooltoo]

No fuckin’ bull

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

seen people turn into what they laughed at, stay humble

[C. @yourecooltoo]

“Eat amala, eat Egussi.”
*Throws away my cilantro*

Damn them shits was mine

[C. @yourecooltoo]

6 years before.

[C. @yourecooltoo]

Shh.
It’s twenty years back.

Let’s see how this plays out.

[C. @yourecooltoo]

Boom.
You woke up somewhere else.

✨

[C. @yourecooltoo]

I thought redbull was supposed to give you wings. Smh, I know you fuckin’ lyin’.

[C. @yourecooltoo]

I can see them.
They can’t see me.

[C. @yourecooltoo]

How do say ‘Jamaica’ in Spanish?

[C. @yourecooltoo]

She’s ‘Tee’.
☕️

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

Please I beg you.

[C. @yourecooltoo]

“They’re going to keep moving you until you make a friend.. smh.”

[C. @yourecooltoo]

You woke up somewhere else and you will never work with them again.

When you go to work next it’s all new people.

Just.
Say.
‘Hello’.

[C. @yourecooltoo]

“Uhh we transferred her to another store.”