Your Evil Cat!

Ninja Sparklebutt, aka Ninja! (servants: @glpopple & @vintagepix)

RIP the original 3 evil cats who inspired this account: Nuts, Ruby & Outdoor Cat. ❤🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛

[Your Evil Cat! @yourevilcats]

Thought Twitter would be good for birdwatching 🐱🐦

[Your Evil Cat! @yourevilcats]

My social media manager recommended that I prove there is still a real cat using this account, so I will deign to make an appearance. At 4:30 am this Caturday morning I caught a mouse in the basement and brought it upstairs to play with. I even let the humans chase it with me!

[Your Evil Cat! @yourevilcats]

@vintagepix @Tomi_Tapio And apparently I still have control of my tweeting🐈‍⬛

[Your Evil Cat! @yourevilcats]

My social media human finally figured out Tweet Deck since I have been too busy patrolling the house for mice again to tweet. But you'll find the majority of my #Caturday updates hosted by @vintagepix because she's a lazy human. #CatsOfTwitter #BlackCat

[Carolyn B @vintagepix]

#Caturday Report: @yourevilcats finds new cat toy interesting for about 1 minute. #CatsOfTwitter #BlackCat #SpoiledCat

[Your Evil Cat! @yourevilcats]

I don't keep track of my accomplishments, but the humans believe I've caught 3 or 4 mice in the past month. They aren't sure if the 4th one was same as the 3rd one. They also don't know about the others I may have caught & left for them to discover! 😸 #CatsOfTwitter #BlackCat

[Carolyn B @vintagepix]

So... @yourevilcats had a little prezzie for us this morning... And as with her toy mice, this little mousie lost her interest once it stopped moving. (At least she left it where we could find it?) 😕🐀☠ #CatsOfTwitter #BlackCat #AdoptDontShop

[Your Evil Cat! @yourevilcats]

My #BirdfeederTV had a visit from the biggest, weirdest looking bird yet! I'm surprised the camera survived the attention it received 😹 #TrailCam #WisconsinWildlife #OhDeer!

[Carolyn B @vintagepix]

Biggest bird to visit #BirdfeederTV! These are the highlights, minus 10+ minutes of grazing on birdseed and eating all the nuts and dried fruit that were in a basin on the ground to the left. #TrailCam #OhDeer!

[Your Evil Cat! @yourevilcats]

This is the type of shenanigans I have to put up with when I just want to climb sideways on the stairs. #CatsOfTwitter #BlackCat #Caturday

[Carolyn B @vintagepix]

Happy #Caturday! We buy @yourevilcats toys, but she's really more entertained by the carpeted staircase, which is her playground. #CatsOfTwitter #BlackCat #SpoiledCat

[Your Evil Cat! @yourevilcats]

There are more photos of me from the past month over on my press secretary's Twitter, but I will retweet some of the essentials. #CatsOfTwitter #BlackCat #Caturday

[Carolyn B @vintagepix]

Finally escaped from being trapped under @yourevilcats but got these photos before that. #CatsOfTwitter #BlackCat #ToeBeans #LazySunday

[Your Evil Cat! @yourevilcats]

I have been busy the past month doing important napping. #CatsOfTwitter #BlackCat #Caturday

[Carolyn B @vintagepix]

Me: I need to get off the couch and make breakfast!

@yourevilcats:

[Your Evil Cat! @yourevilcats]

If you are into #Opossums here's an #Opossum video from my yard. I tolerate them because they eat ticks. #TrailCam #BirdfeederTV

[Carolyn B @vintagepix]

The most exciting video you'll see all day (or this minute, anyway). Still not sure how many #opossums wandered through our yard to visit #BirdfeederTV for breakfast this morning..... #Opossum #TrailCam #WisconsinWildlife

[Your Evil Cat! @yourevilcats]

Action shots! (This is why the humans usually take pictures of me when I'm napping, because you can't photograph the Ninja in action.) #CatsOfTwitter #BlackCat #Catnip

[Carolyn B @vintagepix]

This is your brain on #catnip. Any questions?
#CatsOfTwitter #BlackCat @yourevilcats

[Your Evil Cat! @yourevilcats]

A belated #Caturday post. My social media team is getting lax and didn't charge my tablet for me. #CatsOfTwitter #BlackCat #SadCat

[Carolyn B @vintagepix]

For your #Caturday morning entertainment: we had a wild Friday night taking photos of @yourevilcats while watching British celebrity quiz shows. #CatsOfTwitter #BlackCat #SpoiledCat

[Your Evil Cat! @yourevilcats]

In other news, I will finally get my own #BlackCat emoji this year! #CatsOfTwitter

[Carolyn B @vintagepix]

The @yourevilcats #BlackCat emoji finally coming this year to replace these imposters 🐱🐈🦁🐯🐅🐆 #CatsOfTwitter

[Your Evil Cat! @yourevilcats]

January crime report video from #BirdfeederTV: many trespassers on my territory! They were lucky I was curled up in bed with my human bedwarmers! #CatsOfTwitter #BlackCat #RaccoonBandit

[Carolyn B @vintagepix]

Some #BirdfeederTV #TrailCam highlights from last night to entertain you. Features the #RaccoonBandit, plus a surprise appearance by a mystery guest not previously caught on camera! (Please note @yourevilcats was in bed with us at the time.) #CatsOfTwitter #BlackCat #NotMyCat

[Your Evil Cat! @yourevilcats]

January crime report: Intruder in my territory! Video to follow! #CatsOfTwitter #BlackCat

[Carolyn B @vintagepix]

Unknown kitty visitor walked across the #BirdfeederTV set to the back door last night. Must have happened while humans were away, or we would have heard @yourevilcats freak out at the intruder! #CatsOfTwitter #MysteryCat

[Your Evil Cat! @yourevilcats]

January recap: watched a lot of #BirdfeederTV #WinterWatch ❄⛄❄🐧🐦 #CatsOfTwitter #BlackCat

[Carolyn B @vintagepix]

#Caturday morning update for 8 am: Despite @yourevilcats getting me up at 5 am, the birds slept in. They're finally entertaining their audience of Ninja, and it's snowing again ❄☃️🐦❄ #BirdfeederTV #CatsOfTwitter #BlackCat #SpoiledCat #wiwx

[Your Evil Cat! @yourevilcats]

January recap: I was kept busy supervising snow removal on the set of #BirdfeederTV ❄ ⛄ ❄ #CatsOfTwitter #BlackCat #HardworkingCat

[Carolyn B @vintagepix]

#Caturday morning 5 am: @yourevilcats made me get out of bed and shovel snow off the #BirdfeederTV set. Bonus behind-the-scenes photos! The Ninja is not sure what to do with the cold white stuff that I tracked in. #CatsOfTwitter #BlackCat #wiwx

[Your Evil Cat! @yourevilcats]

January recap: many catnaps! #CatsOfTwitter #BlackCat

[Carolyn B @vintagepix]

Me: I really need to get off the couch now!

Ninja @yourevilcats:

[Your Evil Cat! @yourevilcats]

#Caturday report: My humans disappeared for several days, and some stranger came in my house to feed me. (I hid, of course!) When they came back yesterday, I found they had been worshipping false idols at @metmuseum! I chastised them loudly! #CatsOfTwitter #BlackCat

[Carolyn B @vintagepix]

We came home from our trip to find the saddest, neediest kitty in the world waiting for us, meowing pathetically. @yourevilcats is alternating between both our laps to make sure we don't escape. #CatsOfTwitter #BlackCat #SpoiledCat

[Your Evil Cat! @yourevilcats]

Happy #Caturday - here are photos of me! Because what else would you want to look at? #CatsOfTwitter #BlackCat

[Carolyn B @vintagepix]

We managed to stay up past midnight, and I got up at 6:30 am thanks to @yourevilcats. Here's the current situation. #HappyNewYear2020! 🎊😴🎉 #CatsOfTwitter #BlackCat #CattyNewYear

[Your Evil Cat! @yourevilcats]

#CattyNewYear with snow on the set of #BirdfeederTV ❄🐧❄ #CatsOfTwitter #BlackCat

[Carolyn B @vintagepix]

Last morning of 2019, I was slow to get the birdfeeders out, but @yourevilcats got me out of bed by rattling all the blinds. I swept away some snow, and #BirdfeederTV is now broadcasting the last show of the year! #CatsOfTwitter #BlackCat #SpoiledCat