Uncle Real

the thing about your dad is,

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(A week into Salò trying to lighten the mood) Come on guys, it's probably gonna be like 8 days of Sodom, 9 max

[Uncle Real @yourfakeuncle]

AOC spam text had me hooked ngl

[Sean Padraig McCarthy @SeanMcCarthyCom]

The CIA basically stunlocked Occupy Wall Street by getting wealthy diasporoids who grew up with slave-servants to write this article one thousand times on every website

[Uncle Real @yourfakeuncle]

Celsius absolutely nailed it when it comes to 100 degrees being boiling point. Makes perfect sense.

When it comes to cold, Fahrenheit has the edge. 0 degrees should be dangerous. A story about being in -3 degree weather should be a harrowing tale, not a recap of your commute.

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Bagel Obama be like “Let me be schmear”

[Uncle Real @yourfakeuncle]

After 90 mins @UberEats automatically switched my order to pickup and tried to charge me for cancelling it lol, must’ve seen me talking shit. Anyway just cancelled uber one, fuck this shitty shyster company

[Uncle Real @yourfakeuncle]

@UberEats whoever in your organization decided that the correct approach to limited couriers is charging users immediately for an uncancellable order then waiting 15 extra minutes to submit the order to the store, I wish them a painful & permanent rectal prolapse

[Uncle Real @yourfakeuncle]

@UberEats whoever in your organization decided that the correct approach to limited couriers is charging users immediately for an uncancellable order then waiting 15 extra minutes to submit the order to the store, I wish them a painful & permanent rectal prolapse

[Fujoshi's Island @Dauragon]

Misato trying to get shinji to get in the robot

[Uncle Real @yourfakeuncle]

Underdiscussed track

[psychotronica @psychotronica_]

They Live - Signal Edit
1988 / United States / John Carpenter
👁️sound on👁️

[Uncle Real @yourfakeuncle]

Amusement (2008)

[mr online @Absolunar]

alob

[Uncle Real @yourfakeuncle]

Ignoring urgent coworker DM while heart reacting to their dog pic in the company pets slack channel

[Movies from HELL @26mfhpod]

The movie COMBAT SHOCK (1986, Buddy Giovinazzo) is a pretty dark and depressing movie that deals with PTSD, drug addiction, etc and then all of a sudden, at about the 25 minute mark our protagonist takes a stroll to one of the most completely bonkers songs I have heard in a movie

[SomeFunniThing @Wehavecomefor]

Never forget that this movie gave us one of the funniest movie theater recordings ever

[Kabuto King @KabutoKing_]

Vast majority really have no idea what’s coming

[Uncle Real @yourfakeuncle]

Saw this on ig and the “all ethnicities with a focus on talent to play Chinese and Chinese American roles” is wild to me. It’s ok to say you want Chinese and Chinese American actors, I’m positive you don’t want a white guy with “talent for playing Chinese roles”

[Uncle Real @yourfakeuncle]

Without this movie, Uncle Real wouldn’t exist

[Ralph Bakshi @ralphbakshi]

Holli Would if she could.. (Cool World, 1992)

[Uncle Real @yourfakeuncle]

The Midnight Meat Train will be on Criterion in my lifetime

[Uncle Real @yourfakeuncle]

Time to update the chart

[Jubilee Jim @realJubileeJim]

John’s of Bleecker posting with Jensen is our top signal. Sell everything now.