yeowch!

21 - patriotism swells in the heart of the american bear! (she/they)

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

JD Vance coming up with “the fart left”:

[professor breeze phd @muad_diva]

Showing up to work fat with wet hair

[Col. Joseph Lee Burrow @ColJoeBurrow]

Father-
I write with the great news of victory! A band of pirates led by a pastry chef assaulted Fort Paycor on this day. We sent them away quite discouraged. Upon the whole the day was most fortunate. I feel more alive than I can recall in recent years. Love to Mother.
-Joe

[NOT Joey Hauser @JoeyyHauser]

That was not a Hail Mary, that was a hail netanyahu

[♱ micah ♱ @micahmoo5e]

hearing i love you from the person i love

[BeshearStan @BeshearStan]

He truly is Mamdani's Wario https://t.co/vQzBByIjkf

[sneeze💟sneeze💟sneeze @__dragsneeze__]

rest in peace, dolly 💝💝

[LB©️ @Lintendo_64]

this is all deshaun watsons fault

[໊ @wandasattorney]

IT SHOULD’VE BEEN YOU

[Train dog @traindogsol]

today is a great day because traindog is here

[micah escobedo @Micah_Escobedo]

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[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

no community note…??? IT’S REAL..

[Chi Ossé @OsseChi]

Test your lettuce you guys :(

[barley @barleywheatling]

does it ever stop feeling like this

[Train dog @traindogsol]

Where tf did he come from

[Yolo Sowlo @yolosowlo]

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[The Zekhie  🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @the_fake_Zekhie]

No hay nota de la comunidad, es real

[bawonki @Balarkeuwu]

this is gayer than fucking a dude