‼️ellie‼️

Existential panic haver, cohost of @BadIdeasCast, always screaming. Even if you can't hear it, internally, I'm still screaming.

[‼️ellie‼️ @yourfavoriteEl]

Trying to be as zen as this skeleton:

[‼️ellie‼️ @yourfavoriteEl]

Calling students’ parents: https://t.co/37VKTIwGs1

[‼️ellie‼️ @yourfavoriteEl]

@mental_floss 👸🏻🤴🏻🙅‍♀️🙅🙅‍♂️🗡🗡🗡🩸🩸🩸💀💀🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷

[‼️ellie‼️ @yourfavoriteEl]

@plantainsgirl13 No it’s a great idea, but it may be Peak Millennial Culture.

[‼️ellie‼️ @yourfavoriteEl]

@doomchurch Why did you make me think about The Song

[‼️ellie‼️ @yourfavoriteEl]

Going back to school has been great*! I love seeing all my kids faces**!

*exhausting, maskne-riddled, my left knee is killing me from standing for 8 hours

**eyes only because we have to wear masks because of the global pandemic (I do love seeing them though)

[‼️ellie‼️ @yourfavoriteEl]

@ me. And I’m the teacher 😭

[‼️ellie‼️ @yourfavoriteEl]

THE GUY WHO DIED IN THE CAR WE GOT PARADED PAST WASN’T EVEN THE ONE DRUNK DRIVING. All I learned that day was other people are idiots and their moronic actions could result in your death at any moment.

[‼️ellie‼️ @yourfavoriteEl]

Let me one up: our school brought in the burnt out wreckage of a car hit by a drunk driver, showed us pictures of the burned up corpse of the driver, and had the dead guy’s dad tell us about how horrific it was.

[‼️ellie‼️ @yourfavoriteEl]

For the record, I love and respect nurses. They are heroes, and vital to all of us. They deserve better pay and everything else I’ve heard calls for during this time. So I also don’t want to hear it.

[‼️ellie‼️ @yourfavoriteEl]

I haven’t even gotten cloth masks from my school. Teachers are building barricades out of shower curtains. I don’t want to hear it.

[Jess Piper @EnglishTeach07]

“dO TEacHeRs thINk ThEy ArE beTTeR tHAn nUrseS?”

No, but nurses have PPE, limited patient contact, and infectious disease training. I have a couple English degrees, 120 kids, a mask, and a box of Clorox wipes. Please don’t compare us.

[‼️ellie‼️ @yourfavoriteEl]

@not_even_lyon I Am Ready And Willing To Fight The Pioneer Woman In A Walmart Parking Lot.

[‼️ellie‼️ @yourfavoriteEl]

My dad is a mailman and I hope lots of dogs feel this way about him (and not just because he buys treats specifically to bribe the dogs on his route 😬).

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i actually look forward to seeing the mailman. because a long time ago. they brought me my stuffed fren sebastian. and i could never thank them enough for doing that

[‼️ellie‼️ @yourfavoriteEl]

I’m 5’6” and I’m a bitch.

Facts.

[‼️ellie‼️ @yourfavoriteEl]

@plantainsgirl13 Let me follow your booktok pls?

[‼️ellie‼️ @yourfavoriteEl]

@plantainsgirl13 GIRL. SAME. I tell you I did not believe it. It’s a damn shame they didn’t cast him for Kaz in the Grishaverse show because C’MON.

[‼️ellie‼️ @yourfavoriteEl]

@plantainsgirl13 The support she needs to dump this tool???

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

2020 summed up in book titles

[‼️ellie‼️ @yourfavoriteEl]

@Champ6xdaddy @Renee09007572 @FOX59 Well, since taking sick days places a huge burden on our colleagues thanks to sub shortages, many don’t of their symptoms are mild (under normal circumstances). I look forward to seeing your sub application so that teachers can more easily make common sense safety decisions 😊

[‼️ellie‼️ @yourfavoriteEl]

@TimTheDad @1BMFer @jcblommel @FOX59 Well if it’s so safe I look forward to seeing your sub application, because we will certainly need subs 😊

[‼️ellie‼️ @yourfavoriteEl]

There’s nothing one quite the same level of mild disappointment as paying extra for some quac and getting a guac that’s too oniony. I payed MONEY for THIS?