Leona 👽

Hey cutie pie , I'll be shitposting on this new account 🦋

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me watching married people at work flirt with their coworkers

[Kazım Sarıoğlu @miyavdesenn]

Çok sevdiğin birisi tarafından kalbinin kırılması tam olarak böyle hissettiriyor

[Anubis @eduantao]

Eu fingindo estar bem com uma situação que claramente está me afetando

[. @deityofnightt]

me after pretending to be okay with a situation that makes my heart physically hurt:

[Ayobamiji @Ayobamijiiii]

me after finding out things I would've been happier not knowing

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

toleration will eventually lead to disgust

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

when you finally hit your "this ain't worth my energy" era

[biralerchokh @fleabagandlaila]

This shit is so true .

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

The autistic experience of being the safe space for people who are not a safe space for you.

[Jedi @dhe3g]

RIP Oscar Wilde you would’ve LOVED twitter

[🗡 vixen · ❄️ @waifuterf]

i totally agree as long as the DNA of all male fathers and children should be kept in a database to be routinely cross checked against DNA obtained from rape kits. full transparency for all 🥳

[Ayanokoji @layeee09]

Le vieux du quartier m’a dit : « N’oublie pas que la boussole a été inventée avant l’horloge parce que la direction est plus importante que le temps. »

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

oh to be loved to the point of invention

[Maryam @hell_line0]

This is it. This. Right here...

[Jev @Jevrix9]

I am addicted to my wife in an unhealthy way.

i have been married for 4 years now to who i loved so much back in the days, we dated for 2 years then married after we never been intimate during our relationship maybe kisses and hugs but due to religious reason both of us agreed to wait until marriage.
so our first night after marriage we did it for 5 hours, 4 sessions or something i remember that night like yesterday, anyway since we married i am not interested in women anymore but her i dont get tempted or anything.
Everyone told me that is only at the beginning and it will fade but it intensified during these 4 years to the point where i would finish my work fast to go back home to her and she is there waiting for me every single time.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

woman in the elevator just complimented me on my hair, and then I complimented her on her shoes. When we got to our floor, my 7 yo whispers, "Are you friends? Why are you saying nice things to each other?" And then straight out of a scene from a movie, the woman reopens the elevator door and says, "Because we're women and honestly, honey, it's our job to hold each other up.”
Damn straight.

[໊ @wynavira]

what doesn’t kill you makes you sit like this at 3am

[🎒Shailja #FreePalestine Patel @shailjapatel]

And just like that... Iran has ended the Age of Dollar Imperialism.