frat big bro

greek humor

[frat big bro @YourFratBro]

Got alcohol for my little! *smirnoff ice*

[frat big bro @YourFratBro]

elephant walk anyone?

[frat big bro @YourFratBro]

I need to sleep in, can you break up with my girlfriend I fucked her sister last night

[frat big bro @YourFratBro]

Hey this ugly chick is coming over, entertain her

[frat big bro @YourFratBro]

If you get caught you're a *insert rival here*

[frat big bro @YourFratBro]

My frat strap broke, thanks for yours

[frat big bro @YourFratBro]

Your girlfriend said good morning so I sent her a dick pic, you're welcome #BigBrotherLove

[frat big bro @YourFratBro]

Take me downtown or be hazed

[frat big bro @YourFratBro]

hey stay up and do my essay, thanks. hey your cut

[frat big bro @YourFratBro]

Shout out to this douche @houstonbaudoin hop off your pedestal

[frat big bro @YourFratBro]

Wait, you cant do my physics? fuck you you're adopted. #BigBrolove

[frat big bro @YourFratBro]

Wait, you dont drink #returned

[frat big bro @YourFratBro]

What is the return policy #MyLittleSucks

[frat big bro @YourFratBro]

Oh shit its you. #BigLittleReveal

[frat big bro @YourFratBro]

I can't find the bottle cap opener, open wide #brotherlylove #loveyoulittle

[frat big bro @YourFratBro]

I will haze you

[frat big bro @YourFratBro]

little bro you have a hot date for semi, lets trade #bigbrolove

[frat big bro @YourFratBro]

Im out of golf tees, hold this. #FORE

[frat big bro @YourFratBro]

Are those cargos? You're adopted

[frat big bro @YourFratBro]

little bro this beer is warm, chug it #bigbrolove