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A droid with anxiety (parody account)

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*My power converters bring all the Sith to the yard*

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Sorry for disappearing, everyone. This droid has been in the hospital quite a bit lately.

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One does not simply "shoot" a Sith

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*is useless on ice*

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Why do dogs follow me everywhere?? I do not want to play chase!!

[Annoyed Snoke @AnnoyedSnoke]

I may vomit if I have to listen to anymore of Kylo Ren's feelings.

Who hasn't tossed their father in reactor core?

What a crybaby.

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@RadtechiMatt I bet destroying Starkiller base would be a great outlet. Just don't stab your dad #ohwait

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I can hack a starship no prob, but put me on a holocall and I shut down harder than R2D2 when Luke left #droidswithanxiety

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It's raining and I have no traction... *slides down the road*

[Arrogant BB8 @ArrogantBB8]

*wins "Dancing with the Stars" despite not having any feet*

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@ChewieCanRead and a thumbs up to you!

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@SassySidious I've got 99 problems and Kylo Ren is all of them.

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*rolls away from my problems*

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I may be a droid, but at least I don't have allergies.

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The galaxy is so big and I am so smol #droidswithanxiety #helpmerey

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All the right curves in all the right places #circle #sphere

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R2D2 is perf

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#droidswithanxiety