Emma

Is Star Wars the one with the little wizard boy?

[Emma @yourfriendemma]

Is there a name for the feeling for when you get home from work and just sit in your parked car and don’t go in quite yet?

[Emma @yourfriendemma]

@karlspendelum Just unfollowed, so 668

[Lontrinhas 🦦 @Lontrinhass]

lontrinha dando a patinha pra receber carinho

[Emma @yourfriendemma]

Anyone else remember getting those j-14 magazines and have to pick between zac efron and joe Jonas for which side of the poster to tape to your bedroom wall?

[trash jones @jzux]

if i saw a minion in real life i would put it in the microwave

[Emma @yourfriendemma]

@aim2beroyal A soft chocolate chip *cookie* is the superior cookie. 🙄

[Emma @yourfriendemma]

A soft chocolate chip is the superior cookie

[Emma @yourfriendemma]

@btex99_ As long as I get full creative liberty, you’ve got a deal

[Emma @yourfriendemma]

I need someone to take over my socials after I die, post a picture of me in a casket, and caption it, “You guys wanna see a dead body?”

[Emma @yourfriendemma]

You know that detail on wedding invites that says “Although we love your little ones, this is an adult only event”?
My wedding invites are going to say, “We don’t like kids, don’t bring them.”
Simple as that

[Emma @yourfriendemma]

I hate when people say “pasta” like “pasta”

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Found out it’s $3000 to get laser eye surgery and $300 to get laser hair removal so I’m just gonna get the hair removal on my eyebrows and scootch up a bit when they start.

[Emma @yourfriendemma]

Bruh I was 11 years old singing “suicidal, suicidal ✨” because of Sean Kingston. Like what??

[Emma @yourfriendemma]

It’s 71°, I’m blasting Shania Twain, and a colleague called me a rock star today. No one ruin my mood

[Emma @yourfriendemma]

I don’t want to have kids, unless I have the same energy as the parents from Easy A

[Emma @yourfriendemma]

@Fr4nnieB You know you’re an adult when you start asking for appliances as gifts

[Emma @yourfriendemma]

Pictures of frogs have had such an intense hold on my mental health as of late

[Emma @yourfriendemma]

What if I just never went back to work 🤔

[Emma @yourfriendemma]

I need Facebook to share my moms ad/cookie data with me because idk what to get her for Christmas.