mary

Roll Tide • love all things Nic Cage and Pugs

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

EVERYTHING KEEPS COSTING MONEY

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

(walking into my boss’s office) hey do u mind if i go outside and play

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

my brain as soon as someone starts explaining card game rules to me

[Cindy @CastleCG]

me in the office wanting to talk about adam levine but no one knows adam levine.

[Jake List @JakeMatthewList]

no one:
absolutely no one:
me to myself: 🌽 IT’S CORN 🌽

[Alex @IndyAWiseguy]

WHAT IN THE UNHINGED HELL WAS THIS?!? #TheBachelorette #bachelorette

[mary @yourgirlMB]

BUT THERE HAVE BEEN TWO BACHELORETTES BEFORE!!?!! KNOCK IT OFF!!!

[Jason Selvig @jasonselvig]

Asking people with a “choose adoption” sign if they chose to adopt.

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

venmo a woman $500 today

[JCPenney @jcpenney]

Our new men’s collection is here! It’s a look-good, feel-good brand that only gets better with time. Shop now in store & online. https://t.co/DyRmunnDaL

[Does Noodle Have Bones @NoodlesBonesDay]

We needed this…BONES DAY

[Does Noodle Have Bones @NoodlesBonesDay]

It’s a bones day!

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

“Are you ok” no, my boyfriend watches Thursday night football, Saturday football, Sunday football and Monday night football

[maya sharma… @goodjobmaya]

I gotta go to bed but I cant stop thinking about how the rest is still unwritten

[Mike Scollins @mikescollins]

Ladies and gentlemen, the long weekend.

[Coach D @81DougieCoach]

He gotta divorce her 😂😂😂😂

[ʟX 💫 @remgemx]

did you sleep well?

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