Sadie Saxton

Cheerleader. Student. Smarter than all of you combined.

[Sadie Saxton @yourharshtruth]

ULTIMATE power and a cappuccino. #MyDreamIn5Words

[Sadie Saxton @yourharshtruth]

Roses are cheap. Violets are worse. End this asinine rhyme yourself, you sappy Hallmark robot. #YoureWelcome

[Sadie Saxton @yourharshtruth]

Thanks to the #superbowl I was forced to watch I've had a recurring nightmare of the #Loctite commercial. It was NOT locked up tight.

[Sadie Saxton @yourharshtruth]

Oh god. Dorito-crusted vitamin-D-deficient lardballs are winning the Twitterverse. #ImHomeFridayNightBecause = trending. #SentFromMyNightOut

[Sadie Saxton @yourharshtruth]

I do NOT Belieb. #BieberRoast

[Sadie Saxton @yourharshtruth]

Happy New Year Losers! Congrats to those of you who've given up on your resolutions already; you are one step closer to the true you!

[Sadie Saxton @yourharshtruth]

Quit the "99% Angel" act, tomorrow is Christmas Eve. Santa's done his shopping and you're getting a shipping container of mismatched socks.

[Sadie Saxton @yourharshtruth]

My favorite Christmas movie is the classic Christmas Carol, up until #Scrooge decides to change his ways. 3 ghosts? What a f***ing pushover.

[Sadie Saxton @yourharshtruth]

Let's be clear, #Santa is a fat scruffy old man who wears the same thing year around and has made a lifelong career out of B&Es.#cheerstoyou

[Sadie Saxton @yourharshtruth]

Ally loves the Christmas spirits. She made me "Mexican Hot Cocoa"; a mug of tequila with sriracha & chocolate syrup. Emancipation Exhibit G.

[Sadie Saxton @yourharshtruth]

Dear #Santa, all I want for Christmas is world peace. JK. Can I have a superpower that makes people who disgust me disappear?

[Sadie Saxton @yourharshtruth]

Aw, #GivingTuesday, where you can burden others with your trash to make room for the ludicrous mountains of crap you bought on #CyberMonday.

[Sadie Saxton @yourharshtruth]

#CyberMonday: When ugly cheapskates with awful taste can shop from the comfort of their backwoods attics instead of oppressing us IRL.

[Sadie Saxton @yourharshtruth]

Is that your dumb light saber or your desperate #TheForceAwakens hard-on? Jettison to a galaxy far far far away, immediately. #YoureWelcome

[Sadie Saxton @yourharshtruth]

If a #MockingJay was a real bird it would tell the weird grown up HG fans "Young Adult"="Tween Sheep". You're old, learn to read a real book

[Sadie Saxton @yourharshtruth]

I love #Mondays b/c I'm at the top of my game while everyone else is in "my life's not an eternal party?" shock. No, it's not. #yourewelcome

[Sadie Saxton @yourharshtruth]

Go home to Asgaard #ChrisHemsworth, you've peaked on Earth as #SexiestManAlive; an award so prestigious it'll go 2 a diff 6-pack bro nxt yr.

[Sadie Saxton @yourharshtruth]

Spring Break in Mexico with a herd of skankaholic airheads guarantees someone is waking up on a beach disoriented & naked. My guess: Tamara.

[Sadie Saxton @yourharshtruth]

EVERYONE who insists on joining SB at Ally's gets to sign an agreement that cornrow braids and/or fleas will result in a sandy desertion.

[Sadie Saxton @yourharshtruth]

#1D should pick a direction, ANY direction and sprint until they fall off their horizon of cotton candy and crystalline kindergarten poetry.