“i want a puppy girlfriend,” until you realize…
•lazy af
•always buys cute (unnecessary) stuff
•stuffed animal addiction
•wants your attention 24/7
•obsessed with a particular sanrio character
•runs on substances
•needs constant reassurance
•treats, lots of treats
puppy girl who whines whenever her owner has to leave n waits all day by the door waiting for them to come back cz she cant live w/o her owner n doesnt know what to do w/o them (me hi)