This is a Dracula costume, meaning a uniform belonging to someone who served in the ranks of the undead outside daylight hours.
This was not the outfit of some idiot in Transylvanian infantry who got turned into mist outside a garlic factory.
This is the uniform of a man involved in the logistics of bloodletting.
You know who knows that? This guy.
🗣️ Zlatan Ibrahimović: “The last time I cried, was when I didn't receive my paycheck and wages from Malmo FF. I wrote to the league board and asked them to deduct every three points I won for Malmo FF.
The board said 'My money was being paid to my parents because I was too young by law to receive an official salary'.
I told the league board that I was also too young to be the top scorer and win Malmo a league title by law, so they must not be given my 3 points till I am old enough. The next day my money was transferred to my account. I am older than the law.”