mr okkutsu

yo

[crucible @aspectsofcruci]

college tutor started talking about killing people w a machete mid lesson

[𐕣 @Gottalovechaze]

fucking your coworker is a catastrophic failure of self-control. Imagine having a whole life outside that building and still deciding to bring sexual nonsense into the place that pays your bills. Some of y’all are genuinely unserious

[John Steinberg @IsraelFan6]

In the middle of rage cranking it to Makima porn when I realized she had pork on her plate in the background so I clicked off.

[King Cope @Monke_Genius]

>Called Seitei War Arc
>Spend 23 chapters over 8 months building up to war
>Finally start war
>Skip first 8 months of war

[Spider ☆ @invertedcurse]

actually a funny guy

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

What being unemployed feels like before you run out of money

[Ivan is unemployed @user31_ivan]

just quit the job after 2 days at job, ain't working 6 days a week from 8:00 A.M to 8:PM with weak ahh salary

[Elf @Elifiniz_x1]

“Umarım ölmeden önce yaşarım.”

[★ @chaos_theoryyyy]

This kid is absolutely fucking terrifying

[mr okkutsu @yourmama039]

@DeNiroGOAT Facts

[shanifest it @lieslvondutch]

Ubered to the wrong bar and was too embarrassed to tell my driver once I arrived so I just called another ride and now guess who’s on his way back

[mimi is head dive @ningnyeongie]

feeding my future kids steak everyday so they grow as tall as wonyoung

[WIBBLE BIBBLE @toensures]

Just tried to kill a fly with a closed fist and successfully punched my yoghurt across the room

[Jem 🪐 @ru4awaa]

This is how I imagine Oda would talk to women in today’s age

[echo 🪓🎄 @seasonover_]

watching my duo finally land their pulse bombs