None Yuh

[None Yuh @yourmotha67]

me when Milan:

[Missus™️ @girl08022006]

The summer I turned retarded

[None Yuh @yourmotha67]

ask my buddy what he shot after 9 holes yesterday and bro said “56”. I shoulda specified. I meant counting the 16 breakfast balls and 10 mulligans you took.

[None Yuh @yourmotha67]

@the_L00F Prob remembered he was trash last second

[None Yuh @yourmotha67]

@stinkyautism Close doesn’t count

[None Yuh @yourmotha67]

stayed on good behavior this weekend and I’m still being punished with liberal propaganda from the media @stinkyautism

[• @yducknow]

when you accidentally become important at work and get questioned about things you didn't even know existed

[None Yuh @yourmotha67]

got some major work done at the alma mater this weekend with @stinkyautism. groundbreaking stuff, truly. missed seeing one of our key contributors @cornfedkarl, as he was away on sabbatical (blacking out in his hometown).

[Buksterlin @andy_buksterlin]

😂

[None Yuh @yourmotha67]

@the_L00F it’s not serious til you get a naughty j word- so you’re good for a while

[govt.exe is corrupt @govt_corrupt]

The only pandemic we’re facing is how retarded everyone is.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

There was a time in my life when I didn’t know who Erika Kirk was and I really took that for granted.

[• @yducknow]

When i'm having fun on a Sunday and it reaches 6-7 pm

[None Yuh @yourmotha67]

absolutely ADORE how my Snapchat for the last week has been giving me “random day” flashbacks, and they’re all my 4 year long ex-situationship. that doesn’t really scream ‘random’ to me, Snapchat🥀

[None Yuh @yourmotha67]

@jackhoffal0t Used to be. I said I USED to be a chud luvr

[None Yuh @yourmotha67]

I got attacked by a red winged black bird 4 fucking years ago. To this day, whenever one gets even remotely close to me, my entire body tenses up. That’s how I want my ex boyfriends to feel when they see me. No matter the time that’s passed- immediately terrified.

[None Yuh @yourmotha67]

If Scottie doesn’t lock the fuck in tomorrow, someone is dying- and it’ll probably be me.

[None Yuh @yourmotha67]

@jackhoffal0t Big T, PLEASE. RELEASE HIM

[None Yuh @yourmotha67]

going head to head with some ex lovers in a Masters pool and I’m absolutely stomping on ‘em both. #CheckMateBozos

[Mateen’s Cleavage @Mateensclevage]

Rest now brother, and I’ll see you in Valhalla.