ask my buddy what he shot after 9 holes yesterday and bro said “56”. I shoulda specified. I meant counting the 16 breakfast balls and 10 mulligans you took.
got some major work done at the alma mater this weekend with @stinkyautism. groundbreaking stuff, truly. missed seeing one of our key contributors @cornfedkarl, as he was away on sabbatical (blacking out in his hometown).
absolutely ADORE how my Snapchat for the last week has been giving me “random day” flashbacks, and they’re all my 4 year long ex-situationship. that doesn’t really scream ‘random’ to me, Snapchat🥀
I got attacked by a red winged black bird 4 fucking years ago. To this day, whenever one gets even remotely close to me, my entire body tenses up. That’s how I want my ex boyfriends to feel when they see me. No matter the time that’s passed- immediately terrified.