Ryan Rodriguez

not really your neighbor but you wish I was

[lauren 🍄 @lolowrenn]

that horrific footage is the same thing that happens to children at school, btw.

[Ryan Rodriguez @yourneighborry]

Girl At Home? More like Girl At The CLUBB

[Ste-fawn @galleds814]

How are you gonna say All Lives Matter when just two months ago you wanted to sacrifice your grandma for the economy?

[Ryan Rodriguez @yourneighborry]

Lady Gaga releasing Stupid Love as the lead single when she had 911 and Plastic Doll #Chromatica https://t.co/pK8KjiuVfw

[Ryan Rodriguez @yourneighborry]

The Definitive Ranking of the #Chromatica interludes:

1. Chromatica II
2. Chromatica III
3. Chromatica I

[Ryan Rodriguez @yourneighborry]

So are we not gonna talk about how Gaga created transitions with Chromatica II / 911?? #Chromatica

[Ryan Rodriguez @yourneighborry]

Ah my fav part of the day: do I have coronavirus or am I just hungry?

[Ryan Rodriguez @yourneighborry]

All I learned from this broom trend is that we all own the same green broom from Target

[Ryan Rodriguez @yourneighborry]

@kelsey_mariee Someone with TASTEE

[Ryan Rodriguez @yourneighborry]

I just ranked every song Pitbull collabed with J Lo or Shakira that wasn’t performed at the halftime show by level of bop:

7. We Are One (Ole Ola)
6. Sexy Body
5. Get It Started
4. Live It Up
3. Booty
2. Rabiosa
1. Dance Again

[NancyDrew @sdepasquale4]

Pitbull is sitting alone in his penthouse watching the halftime show. It's dark except for the flicker of the TV. Shakira and JLo join together for the finale as a tear rolls down his cheek. He heaves a sigh.

"Dale", he whispers, as he fades away.

[Ryan Rodriguez @yourneighborry]

Good morning to the intern at The Circle whose job it is to type every message sent between the contestants and only the intern

[Ryan Rodriguez @yourneighborry]

Flying back today and all I can think about is the time this woman’s luggage weighed too much so she proceeded to rearrange her stuff that was only IN the suitcase to make it lighter.. I wish her the best this new year

[Ryan Rodriguez @yourneighborry]

i'm sorry but you're telling me they're 2 different women???

[Ryan Rodriguez @yourneighborry]

I officially have too much time on my hands good night