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@shannonstacey I honestly had no idea you could even do this! The only books I've returned are ones that I accidentally clicked to buy.

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@DCpierson I laughed at this for so long that I considered canceling HBOMAX for a second

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@ToddJAwesome Right on. You deserve to have some fun!

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@DeanBakopoulos Yes, my Dad was always big on drinking water and tried to make us drink more water. I'm in my mid-40s and just now taking his advice.

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@fuckyouiquit I'm really good at my job but I can't talk like this and it makes it so hard to find another job. I hate corporate speak and don't understand why we can't talk like actual people instead of playing some weird word game.

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@lynnesilver @karenkho I take medications that cause "bathroom" side effects. I'd call in so much more often if I had to be in the office. I'm not waiting in the hall almost 💩 my pants bc someone is hiding in the stall looking at their phone bc they need a minute.

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@HipsterMrMoon @rare_cryptid He's watched too many episodes of Rick & Morty and thinks that means he can build stuff but will probably turn himself into a pickle by accident.

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We could've had an entire scene involving Kat in this space. #Euphoria

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@mimismartypants My husband's name is Jason. 🤣

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@NYJemM @fuckyouiquit I've been with my company for 16 years and am feeling like I'd be useless to anyone else. This made me feel much better.

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@duurti @HeyMomOnRepeat @AITA_online Pot smokers will steal lighters from you but almost always as an accident, so I can't get mad.

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@AITA_online I need 2 "we live in a society" pens right away. My husband would love that so much. He's a very "social contract!" person. As far as ppl stealing my pens, I get crazy about it. Pilot G-2 gel, blue ink 1.0. I buy them myself. Don't walk off with it.

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@ryanoss123 @ProfMAGeorge @EmmaLGraney Dachshunds have the best facial expressions! The best side eye ever.

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@GodAllMighty12 @whedonesque Oh yeah, the "please don't forgive me" gets me every time. Made me love Tara so much.

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@dieselkeds @whedonesque The relief I felt!

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@DaveWHall1 @whedonesque That gets me every time.

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@joeslade255 @whedonesque This was my pick. I was at the gym once and Prom came on and I was like "Well you won't cry this time in front of all these people" The umbrella comes out and I'm crying on a treadmill.

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@wiseguy_ocb @whedonesque Joyce & Spike scenes were always such a bright spot of any episode.

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@whedonesque No matter how many times I watch it, I cry *every time* Buffy wins the Class Protector award at Prom.

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@xorunnerxo @whedonesque I'm not a Bangel shipper but this always makes me cry.