An audience with the prince isn't free, my darlings. Custom dictates tribute before talkingโI don't look at commoners for free.
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same lmfao. actually, i used to live nearby a discount grocery store/surplus grocery store. they get HELLA soup most of the time bc not a lot of people buy it ig? I'd suggest looking into it if you want a more soupy shopping experience (also I've deadass found promo poptarts at surplus stores for movies that came out 10+ years ago... that were still within date. you can find some real gems at surplus stores for like, pennies).
Lots of lube (I suggest water-based as silicone-based can make things feel icky). Don't start out with toys or foreign objects at first if you're unsure if you're into it, and use light-coloured nitrile/rubber disposable gloves!!
Also I cannot stress this enough... it will absolutely feel like you need to shit. That's normal, don't panic, just relax. If it hurts, stop. If it feels good, keep going! If you see anything other than nothing or just little flecks of brown, definitely stop and give it a rest for a few days so you don't give yourself bad anal fissures.
I want a sub who begs me to blow my cigarette smoke into his face, whose little button cock gets hard at the thought of me stubbing out my used up smokes onto his skin... mmmmmm... my royal ashtray.