Rochelle

Follow me into my dangerous mind 😈

[Rochelle @yourrealmind]

My heart is black so my lungs may as well be also 👼

[Rochelle @yourrealmind]

Praying the lighting knocks out my wifi so I can go back to bed plzzzz

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

frankly i don’t want this trial to ever end

[Rochelle @yourrealmind]

There’s a lot of porn accounts liking my IG stories.. am I about to get hacked?

[Rochelle @yourrealmind]

I know I’m a #safespace because anyone from my acquaintances to coworkers to people I do not consider my friends…feel very comfortable sharing their sexual history and kinks with me…I won’t share anything Ofc but I do look at you a little differently once I know your safe word

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

The way she fell LMAOOO

[Rochelle @yourrealmind]

My memory is a mishmosh of reality and the little scenarios I play out in my head 😙

[Rochelle @yourrealmind]

$50 to the person that finds my AirPods 😰

[drew @beyphilic]

When Beyoncé dropped her glasses & made up a whole dance move just to pick them up 🤣 she's so silly

[Rochelle @yourrealmind]

Even gentlemen hate all men😂

[Rochelle @yourrealmind]

Why is doing any sort of banking so difficult

[Rochelle @yourrealmind]

If nature is attacking you - you are a bad person #disneytaughtme

[Rochelle @yourrealmind]

Breakfast: protein smoothie
Lunch: chicken, broccoli & bok choy
Dinner: 6 double vodka sodas, 2 tequila shots and fries #manic

[Rochelle @yourrealmind]

The raccoon is a couple doors over fighting his brother or smt for territory

[Rochelle @yourrealmind]

Not me watching this extremely fat raccoon scale my backyard shed at 11pm… 🌱

[Rochelle @yourrealmind]

She looks like a powerful bird mirror exhibit kinda thing, but make it fashion

[Rochelle @yourrealmind]

My most wasteful yet useful talent is storing away information that will benefit me later, and I really mean I’ll remember something from 9 months ago no one else remembers, but when the time strikes… “hey can you help me with ________”

[Rochelle @yourrealmind]

My new roommate works for a pasta company so they have projects and meetings about pasta - what a dream job 🍝

[Rochelle @yourrealmind]

My nail lady is bullying me about my feet😒😒

[Rochelle @yourrealmind]

My life is soooo busy and all I want to do is lie down in the sun on a white sand beach

[Rochelle @yourrealmind]

This man on the street said I look like Beyoncé… personally I don’t see it, but I don’t see a lot of things 👀 😂