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[CHIPA @yourtimeisnow21]

Luke Shaw has only played 5 seasons worth of games for Manchester United... He signed for the club in 2015! If stealing a living was a person...

[UtdXclusive @UtdXclusive]

🚨📸 Luke Shaw has MISSED a total of 221 games for Manchester United... 🏥

[CHIPA @yourtimeisnow21]

Insurance Scam!

[Eyewitness News @ewnupdates]

Thieves have stolen 30,000 bottles of some of Italy’s most sought-after wines in a heist worth an estimated €5 million (R92 million), with the operation raising questions about how the gang knew exactly when to strike. https://t.co/Oc7K5luGAT

[CHIPA @yourtimeisnow21]

This, is going to age like fine wine 🍷📍

[Jack Gaughan @Jack_Gaughan]

Maresca: "Three years ago we lost the derby because of a goal that wasn't a regular goal and nobody apologised. We're still waiting."

[CHIPA @yourtimeisnow21]

WHAT!

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

Former England international Raheem Sterling faces a possible prison sentence after pleading guilty to dangerous driving and possession of nitrous oxide.

Sterling, 31, was behind the wheel of a Lamborghini, inhaling the class C drug from balloons and driving in an “absolutely horrendous” manner, when he careered off a busy road in Hampshire during the morning rush-hour on May 28 this year.

Sterling admitted to the police that “he had a problem” with nitrous oxide after being arrested for the drug-driving crash, a court was told.

Full story from @DTAthletic ⬇️

https://t.co/heMjxgiZQU

[CHIPA @yourtimeisnow21]

😔😔😔

Source: Business Insider Africa
https://t.co/gv3nOfSTi8

[CHIPA @yourtimeisnow21]

No Passion. No Hunger 😔

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Michael Carrick: “We haven't started the season that bad, to be honest. It could have been better, but we were that close to coming away with three points today”.

“Little moments that we can deal with a bit better, but we'll be fine”.

[CHIPA @yourtimeisnow21]

Carrick is, his own worst enemy. It will end in tears

[Samuel Luckhurst @samuelluckhurst]

Rashford was #mufc's best forward, Everton's right back was on a booking yet he was substituted for a full back, by trade. Rashford requested an energy drink, so suspect that influenced the change but it set the wrong tone. Everton were clearly lifted by Grealish.

[CHIPA @yourtimeisnow21]

Global Markets of today! #NFP #NDX #SPY

[CHIPA @yourtimeisnow21]

"Says You"

[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

TRUMP: I DID THE RIGHT THING ON IRAN

[CHIPA @yourtimeisnow21]

The thing United fans get wrong about Mainoo is this, his talent has never been in doubt, but his consistency has. Can he put up that performance from Sunday, next week, and the week after that!

[United View @unitedviewtv]

How much is Kobbie Mainoo really worth in this market? 🤔

#TransferView

[CHIPA @yourtimeisnow21]

That's because you are the violence Mr. Ferrari

[SABC News @SABCNews]

MADLANGA COMMISSION | Joe "Ferrari" Sibanyoni says under his leadership taxi violence has reduced.

[CHIPA @yourtimeisnow21]

@MbalulaFikile Come this side and explain

[Pule Letshwiti-Jones @pule_jones]

WATCH:

"Don't call me a criminal," Dada Morero reprimanding a member of the public.

[CHIPA @yourtimeisnow21]

“BEE”

[Thendo Muloiwa @MuloiwaThendo]

90 people have been murdered in Western Cape in the LAST 7 DAYS ALONE. 7 DAYS = 90 BODIES. That is absolutely insane. 😳😳😳

[CHIPA @yourtimeisnow21]

KUBO!

[Karel Mercx @KarelMercx]

Every day, a new 52-week high for European natural gas.

Europeans now pay 8.6 (!) times more for natural gas than Americans.

And the bidding war with Asia to fill storage sites for next winter has not even started yet.

[CHIPA @yourtimeisnow21]

Undoubtedly! No Question. But he has since gone on to become the worst pundit in the Premier League.

[Tomyy @UTDTomyy]

I’m about to ruin someone’s childhood.
Scholes was a better Premier League midfielder than Gerrard.

Argue with yourself. 😂

[CHIPA @yourtimeisnow21]

Trolling? More like mutterings of a mad man. But okay 👍🏽

[Trading Floor Audio @TradeFloorAudio]

🇺🇸 🇨🇦 Top trolling from US Pres Trump 🤣

[CHIPA @yourtimeisnow21]

Money makes people say some dumb shit

[AJE Sport @AJE_Sport]

Former Cameroon star Samuel Eto’o has thrown his support behind FIFA's President Gianni Infantino saying he “hasn’t done anything wrong” despite facing mounting pressure to step down over a controversial World Cup selloff plan.

🔗 : https://t.co/4NF19pgenz

[CHIPA @yourtimeisnow21]

Classic Shakedown!

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

"I asked for $10 billion" -- Trump demands protection payment from South Korea

[Parliament of RSA @ParliamentofRSA]

MP ADAMS' COMMISSION TESTIMONY ON ICT SUPPORT PROVIDED BY PARLIAMENT

Parliament, Tuesday, 11 August 2026 - Parliament has noted statements made by National Coloured Congress Member of Parliament Mr Fadiel Adams during his appearance before the Madlanga Commission this morning, in which he attributed delays in accessing correspondence from the Commission to persistent problems with his Parliament-issued laptop.

Mr Adams indicated, among other things, that his laptop had been problematic for approximately 18 months, was frequently either frozen or in for repairs, and that this had affected his ability to access information.

Ordinarily, Parliament would not comment on explanations offered by a Member in proceedings before a commission of inquiry. However, insofar as these claims create the impression that Parliament failed over an extended period to provide a Member with functional tools of trade necessary for the performance of his constitutional responsibilities, the institutional record requires clarification.

Following Mr Adams' remarks, Parliament reviewed the ICT Service Desk records relating to technical support logged for him during the relevant period.

The records do not reflect any reported incident of persistent laptop malfunction, hardware failure, repeated freezing of the device, or the laptop being repeatedly submitted to ICT for repairs.

The ICT incidents recorded during this period relate primarily to routine user-access and account-support matters. These include a Windows password reset in January 2025, an ERP/Marang password reset in June 2025, assistance with logging into a device in July 2025, a Wi-Fi update in January 2026, and an ERP/Marang eDisclosure-related request in June 2026. These matters were recorded through Parliament's ICT Service Desk and were closed.

Password resets, authentication or login difficulties and connectivity configuration are routine ICT support matters and are materially different from a device being technically dysfunctional or unavailable for an extended period.

Parliament therefore has no ICT Service Desk record supporting the assertion that Mr Adams' parliamentary laptop was persistently dysfunctional for approximately 18 months in the manner described before the Commission.

It is also important to clarify that Parliament's provision of tools of trade to Members is not limited to a single laptop. Members are provided with multiple ICT devices, including a laptop, tablet and smart phone, precisely to support continuity of access and enable Members to perform their parliamentary responsibilities.

Where a Member experiences a technical problem with an allocated device, established ICT support channels are available for the incident to be logged, diagnosed and resolved. Alternative Parliament-issued devices also provide continuity of access while a particular device is being attended to.

Parliament's clarification is confined to its own ICT and administrative records and should not be construed as commenting on the substance of Mr Adams' evidence before the Commission, which remains a matter for the Commission.

ISSUED BY THE PARLIAMENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF SOUTH AFRICA

[First Squawk @FirstSquawk]

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