Abochi

A real serious nigga. GGMU!

[Abochi @youselesss]

So I’ll go to the point I have access to really good deals and I’m looking for wholesalers interested in buying Apple products or gaming consoles I’ll sweeten the deal with a good pack of condoms so we can live long for better business all year… I’ll pin this tweet and update it every week with the craziest deals and bundle packages. I’m willing to add a Magic Keyboard and  Pencil if you give me a little extra on this deal

[TJ @amazingatheist]

"WHAT IF YOU HAD BEEN ABORTED?"

Then I wouldn't exist and wouldn't care.

[Abochi @youselesss]

Why can’t they stop thieving politicians then?

[SSEKABIRA PATRICK @PSSEKABIR]

This was a great moment! 😂 A man who stole a motorcycle ended up returning it after being attacked by bees.

It seems the people of Mbale have found a unique solution to crime! 🐝🤣

Maybe we should send those bees to Byakama 😂😂

[Chi Ossé @OsseChi]

MY MAYOR IS MUSLIM
MY BAGELS ARE JEWISH
MY CHRISTIAN DIOR
MY KNICKS IN FOUR

[Queenwukong ❤🏳️‍⚧️ @Goonbr3on]

Some people just gotta die man

[Abochi @youselesss]

All these flood problems can be traced back to Zoomlion contracts I can’t explain I don’t even have evidence but if they were doing even 30% of what they have to be doing Accra would be much cleaner

[Authority Architect @Maukeni_]

It feels like all I do these days is rant, but this one needed to be said. We can’t have this cycle repeat itself in June 2027 and there is a role that each of us needs to play to make sure that #AccraFloods become a thing of the past.

[Abochi @youselesss]

Well well well

[shaunn armah @shaunnarmah]

Accra has a traffic problem.

Over the past 2 months we’ve been digging for secrets on how Accra got into this mess, and more importantly how we dig ourself out.

and we’re finally ready to share it.

Our first explainer - Accra, the City that Can’t Move, premieres on YouTube today at 6pm.

see you thereee.

[Abochi @youselesss]

Very sad them go come too then the country dey flood

[Sahel Revolutionary Soldier @cecild84]

South Africa has finally given permission for the second batch of Ghanaians to depart South Africa tomorrow the 6th June, 2026.

Hundreds of Ghanaians arrived at their embassy in Pretoria in preparation for their eagerly awaited .

[Sahel Revolutionary Soldier @cecild84]

South Africa has finally given permission for the second batch of Ghanaians to depart South Africa tomorrow the 6th June, 2026.

Hundreds of Ghanaians arrived at their embassy in Pretoria in preparation for their eagerly awaited .

[Wes Blumarine @mvsty_mvhd]

That's Uther Pendragon to me

[pagliacci the hated 🌝 @Slatzism]

The romanticization of downies is very weird to me.

“Oh they’re so happy!” Yeah because they have an IQ of 34.

People see little clips of the higher-functioning minority being cute online and then feel entitled to massively underestimate the amount of mental, social, financial, and medical resources it takes to raise them.

This isn’t helped by the fact that the parents of profoundly disabled kids often try and offset the (very valid) guilt, disappointment, and burnout they feel by frantically pretending like their lives are great because farming praise for being “good people” and righteously dunking on parents who don’t want that for themselves are the only coping mechanisms they have.

A profoundly disabled child is not a houseplant or kitten, and it isn’t a responsibility that ever ends. The vast majority of downies are not capable of obtaining even a mild degree of independence.

You will be taking care of them until the day you die (and spend the last moments of your life worrying about who will take care of them when you’re gone).

Imagine being 80 years old and still having to heat up nuggets for your 45 year old child, remind them to wash, tell them when to go to bed, etc…

Imagine not being able to do literally anything without having to consider whether or not your downie labubu can join.

Imagine never having grandchildren, or never being able to see your child go to college or get married. Fundamental experiences many look forward to, gone.

It’s not like the cute little clips in the vast majority of cases.

And this is all especially true if you have a male downie because once they hit puberty and adulthood, you now have all of the urges of a horny man trapped in the mind and body of someone with a no impulse control and superhuman retard strength.

It’s all fun and games until your 300 pound adult son who has the intellectual capacity of a turnip whips his junk out in a Walmart and starts rubbing it on the My Little Pony display (I witnessed this once, absolutely horrifying scenes).

All I’m saying is… If you want to be a downie parent - awesome. I wish you the best. I am sure there are plenty of profoundly disabled kids waiting to be adopted and you can put your money where your mouth is anytime.

But I do not blame anyone who does not want that life for themselves and, crucially, recognizes they would not be good parents in that situation.

At the very least, I respect the fact that they’re being honest, which seems to be something most people can’t do when it comes to the disabled.

[Mario ZNA @MarioBojic]

🚨🇭🇺Thousands are protesting in Budapest against the new government's decision to accept the EU Migration Pact.

PM Peter Magyar is already facing public backlash over migration policies.

New Hungarian government wasted no time embracing EU agendas.

[Purvi @shayar_ka_khwab]

Listened to a song that transported me to 2019 when I was younger, future was full of possibilities. I wanna kms now.

[Abochi @youselesss]

Ei😂😂😂

[kos_data @kos_data]

🇦🇱 There was a children's section at the Albanian protest in Tirana.

[Torgbuigà @Mr_Ceyram]

This has to be tap water because no way accra flood is this clean

[Andrew Gebo @GeboMpls]

Car dependency is a mandatory tax on your freedom and bank account. True fiscal conservatism is living in a walkable neighborhood where you don’t need a $40,000 depreciating asset just to buy groceries.

[Nana B. @koboateng]

Credit where it’s due.

I’ve spent months criticizing these digital bills, the Ministry, and the Minister of Communications because I believed some of the proposals were dangerous and needed to be challenged.

Having gone through the amendments, I can say that many of the concerns Ghanaians raised have been addressed. The truth is, all the noise wasn’t in vain. The tweets, the Spaces, the articles, the stakeholder meetings and the public pressure made a difference.

So thank you to the Ministry and the Minister @samgeorgegh for listening. We won’t agree on everything, but listening to citizens and making changes when concerns are raised is exactly how the process should work.

That’s a win for Ghana. 🇬🇭

[DomiNICK @domynych]

"Given the opportunity to lead our beloved country again, a new NDC government under my leadership will not rest until we find an engineering solution to the persistent flooding and implement an effective prevention and management plan."

President Mahama in opposition!