Youssef Jalloul

Enterprises are running on old code. I build the chrome robots that tame the chaos. The committed 'devs' get the keys to the engine.

[Youssef Jalloul @youssefjal]

🚨 🚨 🚨 Can your ChatGPT get hypnotized? 🚨 🚨 🚨
MIT says yes and it’s wilder than you think. 🤖🌀
Ever wondered how hacker could “train” your AI with just a few sneaky prompts and some thumbs-ups?
https://t.co/g6arufig0Z

[Youssef Jalloul @youssefjal]

The internet’s free lunch for AI is officially over.
@Cloudflare, a company that powers 20% of the web, just flipped a switch. They are now BLOCKING AI crawlers by default.
- Creators get paid
- LLM charges increase
- New Models trained on private data
#AI #Cloudflare #Data

[Youssef Jalloul @youssefjal]

Everyone is cheering Meta for spending $100M on one developer from OpenAI.
Are you insane?
That's not a power move. That's the most expensive act of desperation in tech history. They didn't buy a genius; they bought a lottery ticket because they have no real ideas left.

[Youssef Jalloul @youssefjal]

Your "Digital Transformation" project is a joke.

You spent six months creating a PowerPoint about "synergy" and "leveraging AI paradigms." You changed nothing.

Stop talking about transformation. Fire the consultants and go break something that actually matters.

[Youssef Jalloul @youssefjal]

Apple is in talks to buy Perplexity.

Shocker. The world's richest company remembers it needs an AI search strategy.

This is the tech equivalent of a billionaire buying a gym membership, hoping the muscles will just appear. You can't acquire innovation, you have to build it.

[Youssef Jalloul @youssefjal]

META is proud of sniping 10 more PhDs to build an AI model. Bless.

The 1% are hoarding data scientists; they're empowering their existing teams with more pawns for the chessboard.

For your business:

2025 gold rush? 1 sick automation or the AI research team with zero projects?

[Youssef Jalloul @youssefjal]

All the tech bros laughing at the clumsy robot football video.

Absolute amateurs.

They think the "fail" is the story. The story wasn't the goal. The story was the stretchers.

Your obsession with polished, perfect demos is why nobody knows who you are.

[Youssef Jalloul @youssefjal]

We're trying to teach AI to think like a human. Biggest mistake ever. Its only advantage is that it doesn't. It's a pure robot. It has no 'why'. It just feeds on the 'what' and executes.

[Youssef Jalloul @youssefjal]

Watching people water down their language to be 'understood' by AI is painful. You're training the particle to be boring. Give it the chaos. Give it the weird language. The most interesting answers are hidden behind the most confusing questions.

[Bitcoin Archive @BitcoinArchive]

JUST IN: #Bitcoin futures Open Interest hits highest level since 2021 bull market. 🔥

[Youssef Jalloul @youssefjal]

https://t.co/KV63BuGHSd how effective was it for you?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Have you heard dis information?

[Youssef Jalloul @youssefjal]

@ElonMuskAOC @HabibiCapital_ Tesla Cola is a catchy name!

[Youssef Jalloul @youssefjal]

@Dxbsas وما ادراك ما صوتها، كتغريد البلابل عندما تغمس في الدبس، او كاحتراق الدجاج حينما تلتمسه النيران ، و كتفقعات الدهن هينما ينشوي اللحم.
آخ لو تعلم!

[Youssef Jalloul @youssefjal]

My first day #hotdesking @stoneandchalk! How curios are you today?
If anyone here is up for a coffe break and exchange some battel stories I'm in!

[Tibo @tibo_maker]

Very Soon:

Marketing: Is it possible to build this please?

Dev: Unfortunately no, sorry

Marketing: just asked ChatGPT and it says it is!

[Youssef Jalloul @youssefjal]

@ShaanVP There is an image to design figma plug in you can try, if you use figma.

[Youssef Jalloul @youssefjal]

@LayahHeilpern Sometimes sitting on the sidelines is doing more than struggling to stay afloat

[Adam Grant @AdamMGrant]

I’m seeing a growing number of students complain: “My grade doesn’t reflect the effort I put into the course.”

Public service announcement: You don’t get an A for effort. You earn it for excellence.

Success is measured by the level of mastery you show, not how hard you work.

[Youssef Jalloul @youssefjal]

@rovercrc Wait till $10k, we are on the verge of a crypto ice age wait for all the dominos to fall!

[Youssef Jalloul @youssefjal]

@noahkagan Congrats 7,999,500,000 to go!