shannon garey

my dog is my life. I’m too old for Twitter

[Paul Rust @paulrust]

Something that makes me lol ANYTIME I think about it is the janitor in “Billy Madison” reporting to the bad guy that “Miss Lippy’s car… is green.”

[Wes Bergmann 🌋 @WestonBergmann]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but we don’t care what your Wordle score is.

[shannon garey @youvandal1]

@hitRECordJoe Mario party 2!

[shannon garey @youvandal1]

@erikalaurenluvs Chipotle and swensons!

[shannon garey @youvandal1]

It’s been 7 months since he broke it off and I still want first jump off a cliff so I’d say my life is going pretty well

[shannon garey @youvandal1]

That pos would rather be with some bumpy faced fake bitch than me i must be fucking terrible

[shannon garey @youvandal1]

I think im losing my mind. Or it’s already gone not sure yet

[shannon garey @youvandal1]

It’s crazy how one stupid guy can totally fuck up your mental stability. I never thought I’d be this fucking depressed

[blink-182 Italia @blink182italia]

Tomorrow did, in fact, hold such better days.

Our most heartfelt congratulations to Mark! Today is a happy day! ❤️

[shannon garey @youvandal1]

@RMGJLR thanks for the tshart!

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Fire away

[shannon garey @youvandal1]

Is it true love when he tells where to get the best mozzarella sticks in town?

[shannon garey @youvandal1]

@devann_b I’m getting better everyday 😘

[shannon garey @youvandal1]

Holy shit @JohnMayer who broke your heart before writing #sobrock 😭😭

[Dane Cook @DaneCook]

RIP Biz Markie - you brought a lot of entertainment to people. And I’m sure a lot of “just a friend” relationships you helped break the ice on with humor. 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

y’all

[shannon garey @youvandal1]

100% false and rude

[City of New York @nycgov]

A gloomy day in New York City is still better than a sunny day in Cleveland.

[shannon garey @youvandal1]

I could name someone right now with this quality

[Dane Cook @DaneCook]

How come tremendously unlikable people are so damn good at acting like they're very likable?

[shannon garey @youvandal1]

@WallaceDaBaller I can’t speak for women in physically abusive relationships but I recently got out of an emotionally abusive relationship and I can tell you it’s all about manipulation. They make you feel like you deserve what their doing to you. It’s almost like Stockholm syndrome in a way too