"New York is dead" then explain why there is a Sweetgreen ACROSS from a Just Salad location ADJACENT to a Chopt location RIGHT BY a DIG and DOORS DOWN from a Juice Press in the same 3 block radius on the UES....
i have lived in nyc for 13 years and still every time i see the brooklyn bridge from the subway i go woooooah i live in da greatest city in da world :)
OMG yesterday when I was getting my wisdom teeth removed, I started to feel the effects of the anesthesia and I said “does anyone need anything while I’m out?” before falling asleep and NOT A SINGLE DOCTOR LAUGHED OR ACKNOWLEDGED MY JOKE I’m unappreciated in my time smh /lh