You Would Be

below are the lost names of some bored nova souls

[John Gonzalez @John7News]

Final Friday Morning Lights! We went out with a bang Stone Bridge High brought it, I mean all of it. #5AStateTitle
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[You Would Be @youwouldbenamed]

@Jesserobbins02 if ur name was WhatTypeOfBirdLikesToComeLateToThePartyOhYeah u would b WhatTypeOfBirdLikesToComeLateToThePartyOhYeah Robbins

[briana @BrianaNichols]

@youwouldbenamed I did not know this until I googled it 😂😂

[You Would Be @youwouldbenamed]

...I'm hanging up the soy milk carton now...before you unfollow/whatever promise you won't name your kids any of this shit

[You Would Be @youwouldbenamed]

Aight guys thanks for giving me the weirdest start to summer I could've wanted…hopefully you learned something about your heritage...

[Phil @phil_osae]

@youwouldbenamed lol good job

[You Would Be @youwouldbenamed]

@lill_batt whatever..if ur name was WhenYouMakeADumbTwitterYouveGottaPickYourOwn u b WhenYouMakeADumbTwitterYouveGottaPickYourOwn Battles :)

[You Would Be @youwouldbenamed]

@ariaella if your last name was OfATriangleEqualsOneHalfBaseTimesHeight you would be Aria OfATriangleEequalsOneHalfBaseTimesHeight

[You Would Be @youwouldbenamed]

@UngerNumber2 if your last name was GodDamnImSoDesparateIWouldEatKaleToCureMyH you would be GodDamnImSoDesparateIWouldEatKaleToCureMyH unger

[You Would Be @youwouldbenamed]

@taylorkicks4JC if your name was HeySonIHeardYouRobBanksWhichBanksAreYou you would be HeySonIHeardYouRobBanksWhichBanksAreYou Robinson

[You Would Be @youwouldbenamed]

@CaseyyLynchh if ur name was ItMightNotLookLikeItButSecretlyImReallyMarshawn u would b ItMightNotLookLikeItButSecretlyImReallyMarshawn Lynch

[You Would Be @youwouldbenamed]

@amaladem4 if ur name was YoureThe2ndAmalIveGottenNoIdeaThereWereSoManyOf u would b YoureThe2ndAmalIveGottenNoIdeaThereWereSoManyOf Dem

[You Would Be @youwouldbenamed]

@owenpycha if your last name was MoneyToAMobBossIsNoFun you would be Owen MoneyToAMobBossIsNoFun

[You Would Be @youwouldbenamed]

@emily_busbee if your name was ITouchedTheBusAndItStungWowBroIGuessItsA you would be ITouchedTheBusAndItStungWowBroIGuessItsA Busbee

[You Would Be @youwouldbenamed]

@RiddifordJaclyn if your name was UghFordIsSuchABadCarCompanyLetsGet you would be UghFordIsSuchABadCarCompanyLetsGet Riddiford

[You Would Be @youwouldbenamed]

@bwhscrew if ur name was OnFoodNetworkTheyPutCrewInASandwichAndCalledItA u would b OnFoodNetworkTheyPutCrewInASandwichAndCalledItA Crew Club

[You Would Be @youwouldbenamed]

@terrellbyrd25 if your name was BroWhyCanAPlaneFlyIsItWitchcraftNahIThinkItsA you would b BroWhyCanAPlaneFlyIsItWitchcraftNahIThinkItsA Byrd