Sarah Jane

35 - NJ Native | Catalytic Polymath - Rocketship Builder - Urban Pioneer

[Sarah Jane @youwouldsj]

“I’m gonna cum heartburn” — Fuckin’ Linda #NYE

[Sarah Jane @youwouldsj]

“One time I drank bong water… it tasted like potatoes.” —Jara #boilthemmashthemputtheminastew

[Sarah Jane @youwouldsj]

“Stink Finger is Crazy” — Jara to Linda #54

[Sarah Jane @youwouldsj]

“You nasty little gerbil” —Agent Orange to Skeebop Kelly

[Sarah Jane @youwouldsj]

“He was a colorist, which is a nice way of saying he was bad at drawing” —overheard at Orsay #impressionistjokes

[Sarah Jane @youwouldsj]

“I’ve become one of those kids with paper towels in their pocket” —In regard to a long beard #Lindalogic

[Sarah Jane @youwouldsj]

“Finish the dick” — van dyke #trivialpursuit

[Sarah Jane @youwouldsj]

“Talent is a pursued interest.” — Bob Ross Bonfire #bobross #landscapedaddy

[Sarah Jane @youwouldsj]

“I’m just gonna keep living’ by the old times.” —Banton Ego #DaylightSaving ##

[Sarah Jane @youwouldsj]

Taco: Every time I used to get parking tickets in Philly I would mail them back ditch guts.
#philthy #tacowisdom

[Sarah Jane @youwouldsj]

“Discretion is the better part of valor” —yellowstone

[Sarah Jane @youwouldsj]

Overheard at Brennans Rumson

Yenta to Yenta: maybe we should just give her a dose of psilocybin to chill her out

#peninsulathings #yentasknowbest

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“I shaved my goatee to make it easier to treat my cold sores” -cobbler

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@IPSY October bags took over a months and I’m still missing products, then I talk to help center only to not receive adequate help or an answer for why my products are missing… #DoBetter

[Sarah Jane @youwouldsj]

“ chop up the freckles and chalk up a line to the face” —fro

[Sarah Jane @youwouldsj]

“I just wanna do a shot of tequila and lick my salt lamp… I’ve done worse.” —Jara #overheardintheproduceaisle

[Sarah Jane @youwouldsj]

@juliandimagiba Don’t give up on being loyal but remember who isn’t to you! It’s about perspective 🫠

[Sarah Jane @youwouldsj]

“It’s Subtitle revolution” —Linda Cherry

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“Smashing Success” —sluslu

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@IPSY This was my first step with zero success, check the help desk, I’ve already been waiting for a reply🤷‍♀️

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@IPSY I picked my items and now they are completely different. What gives? I’ve been a loyal customer for a while and this is not good business. Why give us a choice to change without a question? #CustomerService