Dutch Valentine

CEO Valentine Excelsior LLC, Editor Emeritus @YQLTattler, Passionate Citizen Journalist & OmniChannel Independent Media Distribution
Son, Lover, Father

[Dutch Valentine @yqlDutch]

@GProWrestling @YQLTattler @TheGothicKnight Best Easter wishes to all, don't forget to keep an eye on @TheGothicKnight around your basket, he literally #suckseggs (also really bad BO)

[Dutch Valentine @yqlDutch]

I spent some time in @Kazakhstan & #HorseMeat (cheval to a Frenchman) is a staple.. Slightly gamey, but very tastey https://t.co/OqL2tisfjd

[Lethbridge Tattler @yqltattler]

#HorseMeat at the crossroads? With public opinion split on the topic... where do you stand?

https://t.co/ERGjU5iEUw

[Dutch Valentine @yqlDutch]

Thanks for the follow @SwingTowns... Keep fighting the good fight!

[Dutch Valentine @yqlDutch]

Wonder how much it'd cost to run a Swingers Riverboat cruise from Lethbridge to @medicinehatcity?
I'll call around https://t.co/I2oL3Fixtd

[Lethbridge Tattler @yqltattler]

Perfect... Will be in touch https://t.co/qBUXFXtGnN

[Dutch Valentine @yqlDutch]

@YQLTattler Don't know if I should say this, but since 1995, as per @saipan tradition... I have kept all nail clippings in a box
#yqlsuperstition

[Lethbridge Tattler @yqltattler]

Here @YQLTattler HQ, we were talking about weird superstitions... What is the wildest thing you do? Tweet @ us #YQLsuperstition

[Dutch Valentine @yqlDutch]

#LetMeTellYouWhat - All you babies crying about no @NHL in @Olympics... Get over it. You'll eat whatever they give you & like it... #whiners

[Dutch Valentine @yqlDutch]

Getting one last @Arbys #ChickenBaconSwiss in before I jump the pond to merry old England.
#footballBiz @TheMagpiesFC

[Dutch Valentine @yqlDutch]

Sorry folks... Will have to wait for the Thursday press conference.
#looselipssinkships https://t.co/kWTPz78mOy

[Thames Valley PL @ThamesValleyPL]

@yqlDutch @TheMagpiesFC

Nice to have you. So....what plans do you have for our #powerhouse side?

And please don't say "wait and see"...

[Dutch Valentine @yqlDutch]

Heading to #England! #ValentineExcelsior to take over operations of @Readingleague powerhouse @TheMagpiesFC. Big plans for the 11th Div side

[Dutch Valentine @yqlDutch]

Many in #NorthYQL forgoing showers to conserve water... Perplexed officials not seeing any change to H2O or #BO levels
#YQLwater

[Dutch Valentine @yqlDutch]

Was using #VIRILE in general sense... Don't twist my words... I haven't had a drop of water in 72 hrs... Cut me some slack. #yql https://t.co/s187lyUtUU

[Dutch Valentine @yqlDutch]

#YQL water security will be central to my campaign... It's SERIOUS... I'm a virile 🚹, but many 🚺 & srs lack stamina to go without H2O 4 days

[Dutch Valentine @yqlDutch]

Rampant crime, drugs & coyotes in #yql? Not on my watch! Lethbridge was once a beacon of hope, now a sad sad joke.
#Valentine2017

[Dutch Valentine @yqlDutch]

Pretty sure these jokers are playing "madlibs"... It's all fun & games with this regime.. Time to get serious #YQL.
#Valentine2017 https://t.co/SMDkPZTmON

[Lisa Skierka @skielark]

Hard at work (plane delayed) with the motivating @LethbridgeCity trade mission. Extra class courtesy @Spearmac.

[Dutch Valentine @yqlDutch]

Don't get me started on the corruption & crime.. So sad. Only one man can bring this city together.. #Dedicated&Decisive
#Valentine2017

[Dutch Valentine @yqlDutch]

So I just got back in town.. And can't believe the disaster I see... #YQLdivided.. Curbside recycling.. #snowpocalypse... #cajones.. (1/2)

[Dutch Valentine @yqlDutch]

Don't forget @davidsuzuki... That is one grade A first class jerk. Bruno & I were ready to fight him, but #relic intervened https://t.co/CMZ5m16wGQ

[Lethbridge Tattler @yqltattler]

Apparently @rickmercer is coming to #YQL. Trying to calm @yqlDutch, they do not see eye to eye. Long story... Involves Bruno Gerussi.

[Dutch Valentine @yqlDutch]

So excited for my 1st small batch spirit. Only the finest Saipan sugar cane, cinnamon, vanilla... aged in tobacco rubbed alder cask.

[Dutch Valentine @yqlDutch]

Congrats to #ImperialChina... The building looks great... And the food delicious as usual! I'll be back Tuesday!