T.T 😈

Beat the odds . FCB 💙❤️💚🖤

[precious ❤️‍🩹 @Dammy_2003]

Pov, you smell like luxury for less😉
1500 per one, and 4000# for 3

[T.T 😈 @yrn_pet]

@Dammy_2003 Oshe Mrs Eazi

[Reshad Rahman @ReshadRahman]

✨ Lamine Yamal’s achievements through 2025/26:

🏆 La Liga
🏆 Supercopa de España
🏆 FIFA World Cup
🏅 La Liga Player of the Season
🏅 AFE Best Primera División Player
🏅 3x La Liga Player of the Month (Nov/Dec/April)
🏅 Laureus World Young Sportsperson of the Year
🏅 𝑴𝒐𝒔𝒕 UCL goals scored before turning 19
🏅 Youngest to reach 25 UCL games
🏅 Most UCL G/A by age 18
🏅 𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒔𝒕 to win both, WC and Euros
🏅 𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒔𝒕 to play in a WC and Euros Final
⚡️ 42 club goal contributions in 45 games
⚡️ Double figures in the league (only one to do so)
⚡️ 𝑴𝒐𝒔𝒕 dribbles completed at the WC
⚡️ 𝑴𝒐𝒔𝒕 dribbles attempted across all T5 leagues (265)
⚡️ 𝑴𝒐𝒔𝒕 successful dribbles across all T5 leagues (133)
⚡️ 𝑴𝒐𝒔𝒕 open play chances created across all T5 leagues
⚡️ 𝑴𝒐𝒔𝒕 total chances created across all T5 leagues

“Failure of a season”, they say 🌕💙❤️

[declasiq_esmi @declasiqstudio_]

When insecure men with a scarcity mindset think it is their duty to protect their women from other men, they will always fight.

As a man, it is not your duty to protect your woman from other men.

It is your woman’s duty to set boundaries.

Any woman who still entertains other men and gives out her number is not serious.

[Laureus @LaureusSport]

Lamine Yamal ✨

2026 Laureus World Young Sportsperson of the Year 🏆

[M I C A H @HelishTease]

Don't ask her to move or change positions. Just manhandle her.

[🕊️ @MagicalXavi]

Lamine Yamal vs Sevilla

[🌬️ @cfc_dawit]

Every time Saka gets the ball I unlock my phone

[𝒘𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒆4𝒓𝒎𝒃𝒂𝒃𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒏💄 @bikinibuttomhoe]

3-4 times a week???????

maybe i'm a nymphomaniac.

[Blackbigo @LeBlackbigo]

WOWWWWW LE DISS QU’IL A LÂCHÉ SUR MBAPPÉ JE N’AI JAMAIS VU ÇA PTDDDDDRRRRRRRR

🗣️ @LyesBouzidi10

[. @mrw1sconsin]

Once you realize the people on this app are performative because they have cognitive dissonance between their real life and their social media persona you notice things

[Ojay @TheIrreverent_]

If despite suffering from bullying, sexual & physical abuse by fellow girls in single sex schools, these feminists didn't become women haters, ascribe inherent villainy to the entire sex nor pronounce judgement, it means they know how to correctly apportion blame.

[ISK @IyegereS]

You definitely do not need to use people's misfortunes to thank God

[FIKKKŚ☢️🦍 @Fikayofmars]

This is a parody. The real 007 casting will be revealed on Tuesday, 15th September by 10:30 at Elche.

[Sue @IamSueHassan]

Being a man in 2026 gotta be exhausting… every living creature tryna get a couple dollars outta you 😂

[YNW @ynwhayjay]

When you have weed in stock and it starts raining

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

With great power comes great responsibility 🕸️

[Reshad Rahman @ReshadRahman]

🚨💣 JUST IN: Barcelona's salary cap has risen from €432M to €582M, very good news for the club. #FCB 💰🔵🔴📈

[Ameyaw Bulldoc @AmeyawBulldoc]

as a man, i’m more afraid of not being financially stable than someone taking my gf.