Dylan DG

hit-maker in @weekendgoodbye | god’s smartest neanderthal

[Dylan DG @yrpaldyl]

DREAMS DIE. CLOUT IS ETERNAL.

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@guitarsuckz Kind

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PINK FLOYD IS THE RICK AND MORTY OF CLASSIC ROCK

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@guitarsuckz It was dave

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AUTOTUNE PLEASE, FAB

[The Strokes @thestrokes]

Reality Awaits awaits you...
Our album is finally out everywhere now

Thanks to Rick Rubin, Jason Lader and all involved. Hope you enjoy! https://t.co/fJUPcTbxis

[Dylan DG @yrpaldyl]

PIT MANEUVERED AN ICE CREAM TRUCK TODAY

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BAT FLIPPING A SINGLE IS THE BUMMIEST SHIT OF ALL TIME

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@guitarsuckz she deadass used to dress like the crow just to go smoke cigs outside tim hortons

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DOOBIE SCOOT CANOE SHOULDA BEEN THE WORLD CUP SONG

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WHO SEWED THE 6 ON PATRICK CORBIN’S JERSEY?

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TYLER HEINEMAN IS THE GREATEST TWO WAY PLAYER OF ALL TIME. EAT YOUR HEART OUT SHOHEI.

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MUST I SAY IT AGAIN?

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DFA BRENDON LITTLE
#bluejays

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PLEASE DO NOT TALK TO ME ABOUT ANY GENRES ENDING IN “CORE” OR “WAVE”, I DO NOT RELATE TO YOU. THANKS

[Dylan DG @yrpaldyl]

DFA BRENDON LITTLE
#bluejays

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BRENDON LITTLE YOU ARE A YOMIURI GIANT

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THERE IS AT LEAST ONE HOUSE ON YOUR STREET WITH A LINE 6 SPIDER INSIDE. THIS IS TRUE OF ALL STREETS.

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I’VE EATEN SO MANY PRESERVATIVES I’M GONNA LIVE FOREVER

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WEEZER IS THE BEST BAND SIMPLY BECAUSE EVERYONE THAT LOVES THEM IS VALID AND EVERYONE THAT HATES THEM IS ALSO EQUALLY AS VALID.

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I’M SO TIRED OF THIS WEATHER. I’LL THROW THAT FUCKING GROUNDHOG IN THE AIR FRYER.

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WE ARE ALEJANDRO KIRK

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THE OVO MEAL TURNED MY NIGERIAN FRIEND LIGHTSKIN