kirby kardashian

the lizard king 👑

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Jesus to Judas

[g a b y @gabydvj]

female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. first one of you is crazy and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. then thirty minutes later you get to trade

[kirby kardashian @ysaaababe]

everyone go listen to sammie rae and the friends or lake street dive.

go on a drive with the windows down. you're welcome.

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

wanna be friends with michael cera and kieran culkin so bad

[kirby kardashian @ysaaababe]

The Ladies Bathroom Experience is one of the best things ever. Being a girl is cool. 🩷

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

The Fellowship of the Ring BTS features these two dudes who made chain mail for almost 2 years straight, and who have clearly lost their minds. NOTHING can prepare you for their “hostage.”

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Penny. She saw you slip and fall. Thought she would personally welcome you to being this close to the ground. 12/10

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

get in the car it’s august

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

The Troubles (1960-1998)

[kirby kardashian @ysaaababe]

They cloned Tyrone! 👏🏼

[Soren Iverson @soren_iverson]

iMessage group chat TL;DR

[abby govindan @abbygov]

my job is just… Scroll

[ava @zeldevil]

go girl give us nothing

[Camryn @dancingofpens]

obsessed with the fact that Malala is married to this hot guy who just follows her around... like it's exactly what she deserves

[kirby kardashian @ysaaababe]

@Dendur31 because X is Mr. Musk's favorite letter.

[Saeed Jones @theferocity]

I was the only black person in my theater for Barbie. Small crowd, Monday afternoon. And I was the only one who laughed at the “white savior Barbie” line which, in my expert opinion, only made it funnier.

[trash jones @jzux]

“kill them with kindness” no. i want to kill them with swords