𝔰𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔱 𝔥𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔯

midwest kid that fits in everywhere

[evil sam @lacroixupdates]

It’s Bo’s birthday so he gets a shrimp and a bottle of wine

[𝔰𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔱 𝔥𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔯 @yslhunter]

please please PLEASE if this parlay hits i am gonna buy alo sweatpants

[pinned 📌 @kuntimora]

went to pull out my ID at the bar and they said I didn’t need to

[Star Slop @starslopped]

THIS!!!!!

[xavier @nahimdifferent]

Sunny D is AI orange juice

[erika @yeeeerika]

the crushing weight of two very manageable tasks

[symone @symoneeed]

why would this car behind me just honk at me cause i hit a curb like what does that have to do with you

[Ro Burnham @dukhi_tsunoda]

i’m scared to go to an art museum because what if they decide to keep me

[Nic ⭐️ @nchls_b]

WTH!? (what the helly)

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

Reverse psychology don’t work on me maybe try reverse cowgirl

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

I guess they just not fuckin with me

[keitharsis 𓅃 🌻 🇵🇸 ☭ 🏳️‍⚧️ @elektromorr]

Who up hangin they noozle

[em!! 🇵🇸 @realemilyattack]

the coffee shop was out of whipped cream but offered ham

[Weapons Daily @WeaponsVault]

Good morning!

[WORLD CULTURE 🌐 @pedestrian]

AK Python by Vasily Slonov (2019)

[jame @kloogans]

if i were a plant i would be moaning when doing photosynthesis i know that much