acab

real, nunca sapo

[零号病人 @tall_pale]

Israel is paying people to drive slow in the left lane

[acab @yslnat_]

Hahahahaha fuck

[🇩🇿🇰🇵 @yovnvss]

Le jour où j’ai installé Apple Pay sur mon téléphone

[acab @yslnat_]

Broke up with my therapist and got back with my ex today, lmao is that regressing.

[⚭ @lekimgym]

You need to touch saltwater sometimes
not always grass.

[hunter @3gpmh]

when the horse has been dead in the ground for years but i suddenly remember one more tiny detail

[BODE @neverelent]

People unpleaser

[yagi 🔥 @yaginosenshii]

The ozempic wave was a CIA operation to get Americans back down to enlistment weight 💀💀💀

[josh @joshypooper]

im at my clits end

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

even as a child i knew i wanted a cigarette

[:p @UnkleDell]

im not telling nobody congratulations for having a baby unless they making 120k+

[👾 𝐀𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐬 & 𝐏𝐬𝐲𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐬 🌵 @APsychedelics]

Update my mind 🍄‍🟫🍄‍🟫🍄‍🟫

[Rage ❉ @ragecvlt]

😹🫵

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

My weather app just told me to go smoke a joint on the patio