4 things I’d rather do than be a thunder fan:
1. Play hide and go seek w/ Jeffery Dahmer in an abandoned Chucky Cheese
2. Be a Temu parachute tester
3 Stick my D&@k In a blender
4.Lick a port-o-potty toilet seat at Coachella
Yall are some Losers
@markkiszla Goaltending is not the downfall this year. I agree it has been in some of the past, but the defensive breakdowns and the lack of effort for 5 to 10 minute stretches with a terrible power play (again).
This video perfectly explains why Kobe was beloved by NBA fans for his bag
And why people can’t stand SGA
One hunted baskets
The other hunts fouls
Weak
THREAD: It’s really important for @CityofDenver emergency officials to get in front of a camera this week and explain what the heck is going on with the city’s alert system because for about 9 months it’s been a mess. Let’s list the problems:
1. This weekend’s citywide all clear
🚨TRENDING: A Reddit users just found a way to end tanking in the NBA:
- All arena beers start the season at $10 league-wide
- For ever win, teams can sell beer for + $0.35
- For ever loss, teams must DROP beer price -$0.20
If this were in place, Wizards would have to pay fans 10 cents every time they ordered a beer.
Bam Adebayo is now the architect of perhaps the most shameless, disgusting performance in sports history
83 points. 2nd most all time
20/43 from the field
7/22 from 3
43 FREE THROWS??
up 30 vs the worst team itl and kept himself in. kept gunning. challenged flops
despicable
😂 Nobody warned us. Nobody prepared us. And broccoli did NOT come to play.
Giant veggie costumes just staged a full protest OUTSIDE a vegan restaurant and the signs are sending me:
“EAT MORE COWS”
“DO ONIONS’ FEELINGS COUNT?”
“THEY DON’T CARROT ALL”
The dedication. The costumes. The audacity. 👍👍👍
Onions cry too, bro 🧅🥩🔥
#TheyDontCarrotAll #TeamCarnivore
One of the most remembered and talked-about moments in alpine skiing history happened in 2005 in Bormio, Italy, and involved American skier Bode Miller. The venue was already famous for hosting extremely technical and dangerous races, especially on the legendary Stelvio course—widely regarded as one of the toughest on the World Cup circuit. Even so, what unfolded there exceeded all expectations.
During the 2005 Alpine Skiing World Championships, Miller arrived after a dominant season and was among the top favorites. He won gold in both the downhill and super-G, events that demand not only extreme speed but total control and fearlessness. But it was in the combined event that an unforgettable moment was born.
At the very start of the downhill run, Miller lost one of his skis—usually an instant disqualification. Instead of stopping, he made an extraordinary choice: he continued down the mountain on a single ski, holding his balance at high speed through one of the steepest and most technical sections of the Stelvio. For nearly two minutes, Miller defied the sport’s logic, relying on sheer technique, strength, and instinct to stay upright, reaching speeds that still impress experts.
His run ended with a fall just meters from the finish line, brought on by sheer exhaustion. Officially, he did not complete the race and did not win a medal in that moment. Still, the image of Miller racing down alone, battling gravity and the limits of the human body, became a lasting symbol of alpine skiing’s competitive spirit.