2021: 70,000 salary increase
2022: 75,000 salary increase
2023: 80,000 salary increase
2024: 85,000 salary increase
2025: 90,000 salary increase
2026:
Employee: “Kindly accept my resignation.”
HR Manager: “But we have been increasing your salary! Why are you leaving?”
Employee: “I got a better opportunity and a better salary.”
HR Manager: “How much more? We'll match it.”
Employee: “The new job offer comes with a 65% salary increase, and there’s also a guaranteed annual raise based on performance.”
HR Manager: “Give me 5 minutes.”
HR Manager goes to his printer...