Dan Sukowatey

U of M Student ; Concrete Artist ; I love playing basketball

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

If I ever had a friend that snapchatted everything they did I would throw their phone in the ocean. I'd drive to the ocean to do it.

[Glenn Howerton @GlennHowerton]

When everyone is anti-you, maybe.... just maybe... it's you? https://t.co/X3BUUMVsyZ

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

You're acting like you're mad he won't fuck you or something. "Fine don't come over. I'm going to bed." https://t.co/J0oTmHitlj

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

I wasn't invited. Doesn't mean I won't drink all their free booze. #Emmys

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Remember when the president didn't denounce the KKK? Lol that was yesterday. That happened literally yesterday.

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

On this day in 2005 our sweet baby was born. Sunny, you're more disturbing in your adolescence than in your infancy. You make Daddy proud.

[Dan Sukowatey @ytridnad]

@verypalehipster pumped for you man 🔥🔥🔥

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Hey real quick who the FUCK is Lavar Ball?

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

If you don't send ugly pics of yourself to your friends in group text then you ain't shit.

[TABBY @verypalehipster]

Presenting "Cranston" off my debut mixtape #WhiteTrash, dropping 6/23.
https://t.co/qijbVpzSl2

[Glenn Howerton @GlennHowerton]

You can't have it all, Rainn. https://t.co/yYl5YzNc4x

[SHAQ @SHAQ]

Hey @Lavarbigballer real big baller brands don't over charge kids for shoes.

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Katy Perry had rear-view mirrors on her FACE. Hey Katy... y'volkswagen? Nah! Y'human! You sing amazing!!! But y'nah'volkswagen!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I wish everyone, including the haters and losers, a very happy Easter!

[Dan Sukowatey @ytridnad]

Baffling that Coach K recruited Grayson Allen in the first place. #child

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Let's see which one of these desperate dickheads can land the final alpha back pat!

[Dan Sukowatey @ytridnad]

Do yourself a favor and listen to Hippo Campus.