Brian Anderson

Father, woodworker, golfer, curler, programming nerd. Co-founder of @12thEndSports

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@PriceAtkinson Penn State!! Oh…

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@ThatKevinSmith After my friends and I heeded the call to be extras for Dogma. Now I tell everyone I had first billing over Affleck and Damon. 😂

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@PriceAtkinson Drake wishes he was you

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@TronCarterNLU Hmmm. Does she wear the same outfit? I took this last year at the PGA.

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@collin_morikawa I would spin the tee like a helicopter blade. Totally makes a difference

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@palmettocurling It’s happened before eh @PriceAtkinson

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@blambroll said the towels in my washing machine

[Pesach Lattin 🇺🇸🦅 @pesach_lattin]

In an exclusive new interview on the MeidasTouch Network, former Trump Department of Homeland Security official Miles Taylor revealed how he had to draft national security memos at a first grade reading level so that Trump could understand them.

Speaking of a memo he helped draft to explain to Donald Trump the ramifications of his plan to leave Afghanistan, Taylor noted:

"This 50-page memo that we would normally give to any other president to show what his options are, is something Trump literally can't read. The man doesn't read. We've got to boil this down into a one-pager in his voice."

Taylor explained how he had to write his memos at a first grade reading level so that Trump could adequately understand them.

"And so I had to write this camp decently stupid memo called something like 'Afghanistan How to Put America First and Win' and then bullet by bullet I summed up this highly classified memo into Trump's sort of bombastic language because it was the only way he was going to understand. I mean, I literally said in there, you know, "If we leave Afghanistan too fast, the terrorists will call us losers. But if we want to be seen as winners, we need to make sure the Afghan forces have the strength to push back against these criminals." I mean, it was that dumb. And that's how you had to talk to him."

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@Joel_Dahmen @dylan_dethier @GenoBonnalie Damn. This was the week. I forgot to remind you. @FourSeasonsCurl is open year round and in Blaine!

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@CynicalMother https://t.co/vOlUs7CoFS

[Skratch @Skratch]

Number of TOUR wins for Viktor Hovland:

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@HogeGolf @PGAChampionship My 13 year old stepdaughter says she’ll go if I get her out of school

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@HogeGolf @PGAChampionship I would love one. I live 5 minutes away. I love watching golf. I love Fargo too. Been there a few times because of curling.

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@Joel_Dahmen @dylan_dethier @GenoBonnalie Unfortunately no. @DeanGemmell will hook you up somewhere. He’s the CEO of usa curling. Definitely some clubs in the south that will line up with your schedule. Curling and golf skills are very similar. You’ll be - good curler.

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I’m sure @DeanGemmell can help @Joel_Dahmen find a club to throw a rock at that lines up with his schedule.

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@RocCurling @takeitoutjoe

[Dylan Dethier @dylan_dethier]

Also some good insight here into why Oak Hill might not just be a “bomber’s paradise”:

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@takeitoutjoe @michaeljmengel

[New York State Golf Assoc. @NYSGA1923]

⛳️NYSGA GIVEAWAY⛳️

In celebration of the 105th @PGAChampionship’s return to Rochester’s Oak Hill CC, we're giving away not one, but TWO weekend ticket packages 🙌

We’ll pick two lucky winners who will each receive the following packages:
2 Champions+ tix (Sat, 5/20)
2 Champions+ tix (Sun, 5/21)

HOW TO ENTER:
1. Follow @NYSGA1923
2. Like & Retweet this post
3. Tag two golf buddies in comments

BONUS ENTRY. Mention your home golf course in a separate comment

**Giveaway ends on Monday, 5/8 at 12pm**

[Brian Anderson @ytsejamn]

@Sean_Zak There is only one proper response to slow play critics . . . https://t.co/OiwR3tJWxz