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silly broad

[🫶🏻 @yuckdebra]

FUCK https://t.co/jXN4gakomX

[The Chosen One @KiDCuDi]

I think u can sense the magic on the horizon my dove 🌹🤘🏾 https://t.co/sOFpQgqO2J

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

The coworker I hate doordashed a fucking crab boil today

[tyler the carrot @needsomeindomie]

‘name 3 knicks players’ jalen brunson, zohran mamdani and spider-man

[Big Chilli @TheMakda]

She just broke up with me on WhatsApp call and when it ended WhatsApp asked me to rate the call

[evan.. @dogparkranger]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[˖ Ridhima ˖᯽ ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

A nonchalant man is not for me. I like a man who’s curious, asks questions, and genuinely wants to know everything about me.

[Julz @T0xic__AF]

hot girls have weird sleep schedules and ancient grudges

[blue @bluewmist]

The older I get... the more I understand why people disappear into cooking, art, music, gardening, books and quiet lives.

[ame˙⋆✮ @v3lvetbunni]

“a man’s ego will cost him the love of his life” couldn’t agree more

[ares 🐣 @madhuparnaa_]

i like using twitter because none of my friends or neighbors use it

[miia @miiagarro]

i understand why cats just sit and stare at nothing

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

I can understand why Italians saw this and decided to invent unemployment

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[miia @miiagarro]

never been hated by someone i would switch face cards with so idgaf

[caoimhe @lovinqmount]

you raped a woman so violently that her tampon was lodged inside of her uterus & it had to be removed with forceps. shut the fuck up

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

any man who calls himself a “lover boy” is going to show you something very sinister and evil

[blaire @pissshit90001]

“Why don’t you just ask ChatGPT” Why don’t you just Go Die #HowBoutThemApples