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[⭑𝑦𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑦⭑ @yuckycandy]

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[⭑𝑦𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑦⭑ @yuckycandy]

I wish I could say this is all that happened. It got deeper.

[⭑𝑦𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑦⭑ @yuckycandy]

I wish I could say this is all that happened. It got deeper.

[⭑𝑦𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑦⭑ @yuckycandy]

Got married almost 10 days ago. Just learned what it's like to experience a flash flood today. What the fuck

[ElasticDroid @ElasticDroid]

Doing voice overs for SpongeBob might be the funniest shit ever

[⭑𝑦𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑦⭑ @yuckycandy]

I'M A WIFE!!!!

[⭑𝑦𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑦⭑ @yuckycandy]

I'M GETTING MARRIED IN TWO HOURS

[⭑𝑦𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑦⭑ @yuckycandy]

@CloolessPodcast (The answer can't be yourself btw!)

[⭑𝑦𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑦⭑ @yuckycandy]

@CloolessPodcast Who's your least favorite Clooless member, and why? 👀

[⭑𝑦𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑦⭑ @yuckycandy]

I wanna post my wedding dress sooook bad!

[⭑𝑦𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑦⭑ @yuckycandy]

@ItsBlarg Congratulations, you now have two kittens

[⭑𝑦𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑦⭑ @yuckycandy]

My wedding date is set!!!!

[sarah ⚢ @lesbicot]

instead of winter depression does anyone get summer depression and the heat drives you even more crazy

[⭑𝑦𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑦⭑ @yuckycandy]

@Catsworldtweet I hate to tell you this but I think you adopted a... Hat

[⭑𝑦𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑦⭑ @yuckycandy]

@ItsBlarg My favorite internet kitty. I love you Doug. I love you Blarg. Mourning is never easy, but you have a whole community by your side during this time. May Doug find my papaw up there. He'll take good care of him I promise 💙

[⭑𝑦𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑦⭑ @yuckycandy]

Okay but are they smokable? 🤔

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

The popcorn buckets for Scary Movie are shaped like bongs and come in four different sizes

[⭑𝑦𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑦⭑ @yuckycandy]

@BigPuffer if he smoked

[⭑𝑦𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑦⭑ @yuckycandy]

@BigPuffer if he smoked

[⭑𝑦𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑦⭑ @yuckycandy]

@BigPuffer if he smoked weed

[Asanwa.sol @Chizitere_xyz]

It was 8 PM on a Friday, and my partner was dead asleep on the living room sofa, still in his work clothes.

I was on FaceTime with a friend who was getting ready for a massive night out. She asked what my weekend plans were, and I flipped the camera to show him resting.
She sighed, doing her makeup. “Girl, doesn't it bother you? You’re young, it's Friday, and you're just watching a man sleep. You deserve the princess treatment. If he really wanted to take you out and show you off, he would.”

I looked at him. I looked at the dark circles under his eyes and the laptop still open on the coffee table.
What my friend didn’t see was that earlier that week, he had quietly taken over two of my biggest bills so I could afford to take a lower-paying job that I actually loved. He had been pulling 14-hour days for months, absorbing all the financial pressure so I could finally breathe.
I didn’t argue with her. I just calmly said,
“He is giving me the soft life. The soft life is me waking up without panic because he goes to war every single day. I’m not going to punish him for returning from that war exhausted.”
The line got quiet. I told her to have fun, hung up, and draped a blanket over him.

The internet has completely warped our idea of what love looks like. It has convinced women that "princess treatment" means endless aesthetic dates, constant entertainment, and a partner who operates with infinite energy.
But a man cannot simultaneously be in the trenches securing your absolute safety, and have the carefree energy of a guy with zero responsibilities.
I realized that night: The ultimate luxury isn't a man who takes you out to be seen. It’s a man who makes your life so incredibly secure that fiercely protecting his rest becomes your biggest priority.

[Wesley @WesleyBout]

Imagine getting mad about this and still thinking you’re a good person