christopher

one two buckle my shoe

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back to having Twitter uninstalled ill see you (my 3 followers) next year

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she made me reinstall Twitter to talk about the tonight dough @orbwarp

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@orbwarp @pissprofessor Jimmy fallon was sent by Satan to torture me yet he still blesses me with the tonight dough.

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@orbwarp me too me too raises hand

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@orbwarp THEIF ???

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owen hunt is attempting the try not to villainize your girlfriend for things out of her control challenve for the 5th time and hes failing HORRIBLY

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shes my goat, she baaaahhhs for me

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bedrotting yes.. do more bedrotting...

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for my first act of being 20 I picked at a scab on my face until it bled. old habits die hard

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greys anatomy makes me wonder if doctors stand in a big dark room and discuss patients hologram CT scans. "yes this woman has a big tumor. and guess what doctor grey. this woman is me." she says with her hands on her hips like a fucking superhero

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watching the twenty one pilots finale with my best friend is great because I may not fully understand what's happening but shared joy is double the joy so I am having a blast

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@orbwarp I ASKED YOU TO TAKE ME OFF YOUR CALL LIST, I DONT WANT WHATEVER PRODUCT YOURE TRYING TO SELL ME.

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scariest part of being on Twitter is what if they hate my whimsy

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@orbwarp thoughts and prayers, nobody should have to see benson boone live.

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@orbwarp STRAW SPOONS

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@orbwarp 🦆

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the noble duck does not concern herself with those who do not quack

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they just really let me post whenever I want to??

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"get twitter" they said "it'll be fun" they said there are dead people that are trying to take away my whimsy.

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@orbwarp my goat