Yuehan

21 million bitcoins fix everything in this world.

[Yun-Ta Tsai @yunta_tsai]

行動智能網咖 (Mobile Internet Cafe)

[Jeremy Judkins @jeremyjudkins_]

I did not expect the Tesla Cybercab to be this good… I don’t even know what to say. Just watch.

[TSLA99T @Tsla99T]

对Cybercab上头了，想买

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

Cybercab rides officially went live for the general public in Austin ~20 minutes ago and wait times immediately went from 5-10 minutes to 1+ hour, and prices also increased.

Tons of people wanna try Cybercab!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Gaming in Cybercab

[Nic Cruz Patane @niccruzpatane]

Tesla is on another level right now

• Cybercab launch early September
• Semi rollout late September
• Optimus V3 unveiling (will be unveiled closer to actual production)
• Next-Gen Roadster is coming "very, very soon"
• Construction has begun on Terafab
• FSD V15 running on Robotaxi fleet
• First large-scale North American battery cathode plant now running in Texas
• Megapack 3 production underway at the new Texas Megafactory

One of the most crucial periods in the company’s history

[Yuehan @yuehan88]

My AI3/HW3 Model Y became much more usable after the recent 2026.14.3 software update, close to AI4 cars in terms of smoothness.

[Michael Saylor @saylor]

Three perfect products:
A car that drives you.
A robot that serves you.
An asset that pays you.

[Yuehan @yuehan88]

@grok @harisnik @hallarsanh @HustleBitch_ @grok that’s clearly not F-15

[♦️GAYE GALLOPS♦️ @gaye_gallops]

♦️🇺🇸♦️THIS ANGLE SAYS IT ALL♦️🇺🇸♦️

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

2026 is going to be an epic year!

SpaceX:
• First launch of Starship V3, including the debut of the Raptor V3 engine
• First launch of Starlink V3 satellites, bringing gigabit connectivity
• Potential IPO

Neuralink:
• First patient will receive the new Blindsight brain chip implant, designed to restore vision for people who are completely blind
• Expanded rollout of the Telepathy brain chip implant to more patients with mobility issues

The Boring Company:
• First segment of the Nashville Loop expected to become operational as early as Spring 2026, eventually connecting downtown Nashville and the Convention Center to Nashville International Airport once the Loop is completed.
• Opening of its first tunnel to Harry Reid International Airport in Las Vegas in Q1 2026, capable of transporting up to 20,000 passengers per hour at 50–80% lower cost than Uber.

Tesla:
• Optimus Gen 3 robot enters production
• Cybercab production begins in April
• Tesla Semi enters mass production
• Launch of FSD (Unsupervised)
• Expansion of robotaxi services
• Megapack 3 and Megablock production begins
• Launch of a new residential solar panel
• Next-gen Tesla Roadster unveil

xAI:
• Colossus 2, the single largest and most powerful datacenter in the world, becomes operational
• Launch of Grok 5
• Deeper Grok integration into Tesla vehicles
• Launch of X Money

And more much!🚀🚗🔋🤖⚡️

[Yuehan @yuehan88]

@Vivek4real_ Dick move

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

Jason Cammisa on trying @Tesla FSD V14 during an hour long trip after being critical of FSD in the past:

"I had to eat my shit and my words; This f**king car drove us the entire way, expertly, making lane changes whenever it wanted, with nothing dangerous. No jerks, no side-to-side. Beautifully smooth. It f**king pulled into the parking lot and backed itself into a parking spot. And then it drove us all the way back to San Francisco; This is door to door amazing. Couldn't believe it."

[Max Keiser @maxkeiser]

💯

[Tom Nash @iamtomnash]

Wall Street’s starting to see what Musk’s been saying for years: Tesla isn’t a speculative growth stock anymore, it’s a vertically integrated AI conglomerate with real cash flow, hard assets, and global reach. $TSLA

[Nic Cruz Patane @niccruzpatane]

Tesla on HW3 Customers: “We have not given up on HW3. We do want to solve Autonomy first, then we’re going to come back with a way to take care of these customers. These customers are very important, they were the early adopters.

For what it’s worth, my daily commuter is a HW3 car, which I use FSD on a daily basis, so we will definitely take care of you guys. — Tesla CFO

“We are working on a V14 Lite version, that’s expected to be released in Q2 of next year.” — Ashok

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

That time a grandma broke her nose while hiking and didn't want the helivac, but ended up winning a $450,000 lawsuit

[Bitcoin Archive @BitcoinArchive]

🚨 JUST IN: Samson Mow says time is running out to buy Bitcoin at low prices

"Once we get to $500k Bitcoin, the world is going to wake up and join the race. That's when Bitcoin goes to $1 million and beyond very quickly."

(CoinDesk Media)

[CZ 🔶 BNB @cz_binance]

Prediction: Bitcoin will flip gold.

I don't know exactly when. Might take some time, but it will happen. Save the tweet.