rogemann

[rogemann @yuengyane]

*pre writes mean rhymes about Eminem in case I ever have to face him in a rap battle*

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Womam: I am freaking out

guy: 😏how

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i used to be shit at being a villain call that the mid evil times

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amnesia roleplay got me horned up

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Beim Parkplatz suchen neuen Peter Fox track hören. Das Leben kann so scheiße sein

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was hat es mit diesen neuen powerade flaschen auf sich die einen immer anwichsen wenn man den verschluss runter drückt

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I show up

I fill all of your pots with "the sludge"

I leave

Do not ask me how I do this

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Sprechen sollte ein Sinn sein

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ich fühle mich wie ein superheld aber anstatt meines kostüms trage ich unter meinem Hemd off brand joker t shirt

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ageplay aber wir tun beide als wären wir 90

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Get Daniel Craigd

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@PrimroseT3 To this day I still don't know

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So when male giraffes drink female giraffes piss to determine whether they'd be good for mating that's okay and nature but when I do it Im "a pervert" and "ruining my sisters 7th birthday"

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Just waved at a bird

Later virgins

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My therapist just walked past me with a different patient, looked me straight in the eyes without any expressions whatsoever, went into a room and locked the door and now I'm hearing fighting noises is this how modern therapy works help I want to leave

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Called my grandpa to congratulate him for his birthday and he denies my call IM CRYING

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This just in brains are thinking meat

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High waist jeans are just modern day corsets

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@_confusedweirdo Doch x

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My English teacher: what was Bill Clinton's affair's name?
Me, a white teenager who has listened to Eminem's Rap God 13.000.000.000.000 times: now is my time to shine

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They say you see yourself 4x more attractive in a mirror than you actually are but jokes on you 0÷4 still 0

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I'm gonna name my future child alexa just to see people's faces when I'm calling her