RJ Silva

Skreen - rite - er (noun) a storyteller with masochistic tendencies. “I think things up & write them down.”

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@christywhy9

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@RickyDoggin Toni Collette. I don't know or dislike the person, It's just difficult for me to watch her cringy work.
Robert DeNiro. I totally dislike the person but his work is exceptional and I enjoy watching the dancing monkey work.

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@WorkElizab A stupid Neanderthal with no self control or imagination.

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@AntiLeftMemes Sorry, I'm not a Democrat but see that house down the street.
The woman that lives there is on the HOA board and a Democrat. I think her name is Karen. Check with her.

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@Lina_rays1ya Nope.
We all came here legally and we all mind our own business.

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@RadioGenoa Husband: What are you doing, dude?
Don't square up on me.
I'm just coming over here to give you a hug.
You have no idea how long I've wanted to do that.

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@AntiLeftMemes Grab her by the hair & neck.
Kiss her.
Force her to lick the spit off your face.
Rip her clothes off and have rough sex.
If she enjoys it, there you go.
If she doesn't, choke her until she passes out, grab a belt and a plastic bag, then finish the job. Gasping is not a crime.

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@AntiWokeMemes If he still has testicles and a penis, he's a cosplayer.
If she doesn't have testicles or a penis, she's a really good cosplayer.

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@AntiWokeMemes As a good husband, I don't really have a choice. I have to divorce her so she can marry the other guy and keep the family together to raise the child.

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@ElenaBee0 Meh

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@MahikRani50377 You're right. It should've been $44

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@TrumpsHurricane Arrest him for threatening the life of @POTUS and stick him in GITMO for 20 years awaiting trial for Sedition, Treason and Conspiracy to murder the POTUS.

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@bobdur67 Dude, you're being paid back now for all the lies and the COVID Sh!t Show your side handed us from 2020-2024.
It's KARMA coming around to hit you, hard.

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@EshaAA33 If you still have your testicles and penis, you're a dude cosplaying as a woman.

If you no longer have your testicles and penis, you're a really good cosplayer.

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@AntiLeftMemes That's one way of looking at it.
Another way,
ICE is arresting child sex traffickers, saving children from their possession and taking them to a protected facility where they can have food, shelter and medical treatment.

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@MahikRani50377 You got 20%
An extra $6.6 just to write down my order, take it to the kitchen, then carry food from the kitchen to my table.

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@itsrosesm PROVE IT.
Show me where you got your information from.
Wait !
Why are you turning around?
Why are you bending over?

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@Victoria00025 We're embarrassed you're an American too.
See, it's not so hard to find common ground.

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@AdrianneCurry Now you know the definitions of "Temporary".

If you're part of the woke squad, it means indefinitely.

If you're MAGA, it means a one hour lay over in the airport before you change planes and go back to Haiti.

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@iqrafatma1278 Look at you. Fat shaming someone.
If that was @achrisevans out there mowing the lawn, you and your girlfriends would be sitting on the porch across the street, drinking margaritas and drooling.
AND
none or you even know the person that lives there.