I WILL GET MITYA EARLY PITY I WILL GET MITYA EARLY PITY I WILL GET MITYA EARLY PITY I WILL GET MITYA EARLY PITY I WILL GET MITYA EARLY PITY I WILL GET MITYA EARLY PITY I WILL GET MITYA EARLY PITY I WILL GET MITYA EARLY PITY I WILL GET MITYA EARLY PITY I WILL GET MITYA EARLY PITY
“mãe, eu sou gay” ok
"mãe, eu sou lésbica" ok
"mãe, eu sou trans" ok
"mãe, eu sou furry" ok
"mãe, eu sou therian" ok
"mãe, eu sou não-binário" ok
“mãe, eu odeio o Mitya”
still remembering that time i got drunk in the philippines omfg 😭😭oomfs do NOT get drunk mark my fucking words t was hell. or at least. not beer. beer is so ass. i sshouldve tried that dparkling wine
i love how analyzing valitya’s relationship is going back and forth between “there’s no way they can get any gayer than this” and “they can in fact get even gayer”
7.2 PRELOAD LEAKS‼️ (focused on valitya only btw)
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valeriy's chara story 5 & voice lines about mitya: friends especially have me in a chokehold omg 😭😭😭 he really has a soft spot for mitya & respects him a ton regardless of how, in his own words, "paradoxically in-sync" they are ❤️🩹
aside from that, their origin stories really scream "domestic" vibes (albeit mitya's is still vague to an extent 😔) like. they just REALLY made me smile & instantly made my day 😭 i don't think you can consider this being "valitya-pilled" when i'm severely ILL as we speak. /lh
other interesting points that made me smile or giggle:
— valeriy used to observe & tinker minerals or gemstones when he was a child & although he doesn't do that anymore as an adult, his appreciation for them is still there 🥹
— mitya really loves cooking hot soups in centrifuges 😭😭😭 iirc it feels like this was mentioned at least THREE times in both his chara stories & voice lines...
— valeriy's parents apparently already heard of mitya's great exploits as a researcher in the rec even before valeriy became his exclusive bodyguard... iykyk. 🤭
— valeriy thinks he might be tone deaf whenever there's a military band happening LMAO
— mitya's childhood nickname is "beettop" thanks to his mom 😭😭😭 his hair was naturally curly since birth & then it became that fluffy cloud of a beet ig HAGSHAHAGAHHAHAHA 🥹🥹🥹
— mitya is a lightweight 🙂↔️ both him & valeriy actually seem to dislike alcohol 😂
— debate is over: valeriy's animal motif is obvs a bear while mitya's is an owl (refer to mitya's chara story 4 🙂↕️)
to end this: thank the archons for valitya's existence fr.