Sir B.Mutai

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

5000 fools have liked this tweet. Wewe endelea kuchekesha watu kabisa. Wacha tuone kama utakua unacheka ukikula maharagwe mbichi Industrial area. This is cyber bullying and computer misuse. My lawyers will be in touch,Phillip Opindo alias Opuk

[Conrad Kulo @ConradKulo]

That viral clip of the guy asking if Ruto would trade one of his own children to the public for 2 million shillings is the most profound thing you will watch today. It completely exposes the sickening arrogance of state payouts. Human life isn't a budget line item.

[Dr Gugu Nogwebela @Gugu_Noggy]

Someone dissing your dress code is not as painful as having your paper rejected by reviewers...don't worry about me people 😭

[Skye @skye0xz]

Dad said “problem solved” and built a whole invention 😭😂

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

May God heal this woman 😭😭😭 , my the lord heal this woman . My Jehovah heal this woman , aaaaaaah nobody deserves to suffer like this .

[judy hilarious @sagebeatlove_]

I’m calling a team meeting because what the fuck?

[MOSET @KeKirwa]

Aliko Dangote is saying he has already passed the stage of doing business to make money. That's where I wanna be, bruv.

[Eric @amerix]

Forgive yourself in the same breath you forgave others.

Mercy that only travels outward eventually runs out.

[Onyango_tate @Wuodnyakach_]

From Naivasha to Nairobi in 40mins

[UG🇵🇹 @UgwunnaEjikem]

Tems bro, Imagine going from being a bank contract staff to getting a Wizkid feature then landing on a Drake album, and finally performing for Barack & Michelle Obama.

All in a space of 5 or 6 years. What a story!

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenyans can now download and print birth certificates online, ending the need to visit Huduma Centres to collect them.

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

Tell me you haven’t read the Bible without telling me you haven’t read the Bible👇🏾

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

This song was originally composed to warn the Kikuyu community that Jesus was uprooting the holy mugumo tree . They warned that Christianity was eroding their religion while the men who were supposed to protect it were busy at the breasts of women.

[MUHAMMAD ONYANGO @Moha001_Onyango]

Samsung prices depreciate at a speed that needs to be studied.

The Galaxy S26 Ultra launched in February and is already down to around Kshs 135,000.

Meanwhile, the iPhone 17 Pro Max launched last September and is still hovering around Kshs 187,000.

Whether you like Apple or not, their ability to hold value is unmatched.

[Lincoln. @linc_ke3]

Matiang'i ameambia ruto kama yeye ni mwanaume afungue a public inquiry ya izo deaths anaongelea right from Musando to that river yala instead of the merry go round anashinda akifanya. Let's see if ruto is a man enough😂😂

[Eric @amerix]

Good morning,

A new week has begun,

WAKE UP!

• Move your body.

• Work on your goals.

• Learn a skill.

• Build your business.

• Protect your health.

This week,

Choose discipline over comfort,

Choose action over excuses,

Choose consistency.

#ManDay

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Amerix: Let us wake up and do 4Bs.

Them: Nonsense.

Amerix: Discard sugar, wheat & seed oils.

Them: Nonsense

Amerix: Eat meat, eggs & salt.

Them: Nonsense.

Amerix: Here is the transformation of Jeff.

Them: What is the secret?

Amerix: Nonsense.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Faith Odhiambo stood with us in 2024. Some of us are alive because of her.

She will stand with the Nairobians.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

There are people who have been placed on this earth to bring misery to the already suffering. You see them online while you are trying to guess tokens they are posting a holiday in Maldives with stay guided captions .
This people are not new , when I lived in a mabartment in kamandura the women used to post success by throwing away some food conspicuously so others can know what they had cooked. Mind you it's one of those plots where the dust bin is one big hole at the end of the property. So you would wake up and find some rice and a piece of chicken, the next day you find pilau . While all this was happening I had a steady diet of bread and strong tea . I hadn't married yet.
You can imagine the horror of watching essential vitamins being used as some misguided early Instagram flex mode while you struggled to turn water into fibre . But the dogs around there were all well fed and plump .
What am I saying,while you farm engagement follow pages of people who flex a lot there is a lot of hate , admiration and jealousy following them ,lakini utanona kama ngoima . Good night everyone.

[China in English @En_chinaNewsX]

Hitler | 70 Years Ago:

"The day will come when you will curse me for every Jew I did not kill."